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soothedcerberus

Counting electric sheep...

lordamon

Mans will look at you like this and STILL call you his mortal enemy.

Glaring from a distance? more like admiring from afar ¬_¬

im actually crazy about these two

beardedmrbean

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The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

emmikay

HOLY SHIT

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steel-peach

Luzaku is quickly learning how to celebrate victories the Guardian way

no-more-dead-dogs

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

naamahdarling

Well the only description I can come up with for this entire exchange is "SUPERLATIVE!"

skipppppy

Broke: Giovanni is Ash's father

Woke: Giovanni has mistakenly believed Ash was his hookup mistake for like a decade and is about to get the surprise of the century seeing that not only are they not related, but the employee he fired a few years ago for being too stupid is now living with him and being a more active father than he was

yamujiburo

STOPPPPPP THIS IS SO FUNNY

yamujiburo

happy father's day i still love this

correctopinionhaver

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

correctopinionhaver

anarchocuntboogaloo

QUIT REBLOGGING THIS

jazzy-art-time

If you have a partner that plays Destiny 2, please take care of them during these troubling times

babyanimalgifs

LOOK AT HER EYES LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE LOOKS L O O K

xxtc-96xx

what did mama charizard think of the blue charmanders display of power!

yaaay~

tiktoksthataregood-ish

what-even-is-thiss

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

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kyriea

#a friend of mine was at dragoncon this weekend#they have a rocket raccoon fursuit they wear#and this guy comes up to them and is like...#do you want to take the funniest picture you will ever get in that costume?#and offers them his prosthetic leg

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