BurgundyPants

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[spiceblunt]

for whom the cow tools

[derkartoffelkonig]

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[ooc-amongus]

[la-laborista-republiko]

A lot of people have asked me to explain the whole “stock market” thing to them, and I’ll explain it, and they’ll be like “I still don’t get it,” and I just wanna, like, make it clear:  The problem isn’t you.  The problem is that you’re trying to use your smart rational human brain to understand something which is, on a fundamental level, deeply irrational and incredibly fucking stupid.

[la-laborista-republiko]

“Natalie this still doesn’t make any sense”  yes

[thewiglesswonder]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[wildersage]

asked my friend why the @ symbol is called (spider) monkey in german and polish and they sent me this drawing

[guerrillatech]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

Jacket with 175 Pockets by General Research

[synthlet]

[forestgreenlesbian]

Imaginary Ornithology, Estelle Hanania

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me and the Local Cryptids after we get vaccinated but still need to put the Fear Of God into the local plauge rats.

[cookiekappa]

can I offer you a ghost boi in these trying times

[heartattackmedication]

Help us kick Bezos in the dick

Boss Baby Bezos is at it again! Amazon opened a union busting website for people to report workers unions, so lets do the world a favor and waste Jeff’s time, money, and life energy (I hope) by spamming his website with bogus reports. Eat shit, Jeff.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

“tumblr is so embarrassing-”

I was on deviantart and fanfiction.net for the entire first decade of this century

embarrassing content is a normal part of being a teen on the internet

listen, this ain’t new, my buddy, my pal, everyone is embarrassing always

[sashaforthewin]

You guys really think your lip sync tik toks are gonna age well in a decade?

This is the shit that humbles you later in life.

[memewhore]