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Reanna//23//US

[cetitanhasmoved]

can you posr the video that the. pelican is from

[woosh-floosh]

obsessed with the shape of this beast

[cottageaesthetic]

[catchymemes]

This cafe make you feel like you are in cartoon

FB: Yeonnam-dong 239-20

[joehabana]

[nunjournal]

we would be so lost without garlic

[democraticsenator]

truly

[brucebocchi]

[graventusk]

these memes r so similar that the vibes cancelled out and this feels like nothing.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[recentgooglesearches]

will i ever have my shit together

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

I think it’s funny when it’s busy at Starbucks and the gay baristas get mean

[gloomyteens]

i have the sex appeal of a math book

[jiyongs-g-thong-deactivated2017]

excuse you

[finallythebest]

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[finds the most unavailable person] 

[points] that one i want that one 

[949520-deactivated20150611]

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

[mintgoth]

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

[wetwareproblem]

Further evidence that “business” is just a fancy term for a gathering of thieves.

[digivolvin]

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

[asgardian-viking]

Narcissus wrote this

[exphautaz]

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

[digivolvin]

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

night sluts

[dragongirltitties]

they’re called vampires

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

[madamslayyy]

Women who don’t defend their daughters just to appease their husbands are traitors