Viciously Bitter @burnedmythanatoast - Tumblr Blog

bizarrelittlemew

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

pansy2025

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

mezzodical

beatrice-of-the-stars

This shit reads like a tumblr post

vermilionstarlight

the beach that. makes you dead

tastylemonbread

jenny-holzer

fursasaida

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

doona-baes

#mood today

The convergence

so true

Official Wednesday post

westiec

It's Tuesday

thehummingbirdsmatter

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

cartoonrival

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

cartoonrival

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

stealingpotatoes

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

vamptits

love telling people I'm not on social media as if it's not 98% of my waking hours. well I'm not on social media in a way that you'd recognize

copperbadge

I feel like it's safe to say that like a fungus I'm not on social media in a way that matters.

berlynn-wohl

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

kim-jong-chill

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

mattheuphonium-blog

fabulous

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.