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by Ginny Robbins

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

#my youngest friend is 10 yrs younger than me #my oldest friend is 17 yrs older than me #my classmates in my hobby class are twice my age #everyone I work with is mysteriously exactly the same age as me even though some were born in 1970s and some in the 2000s

pansy2025

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

mezzodical

its-funnytwittertweets

black-crested-jaybird

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

camo-thy

Some dungeon meshi fanart

expressions-of-nature

Mount Fuji, Japan by Kevin Meyer

sashayed

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

boomstab-papa

your-cosmic-creature

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

cristalplanetheart

bigbigtruck

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

serfuzzypushover

Trying

warplanerubdown

drtanner

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.