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[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[naughtbutstars]

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

[doc-coyote]

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

[peopledontalwayssuck]

It was a simpler time

[umpireofpopculture]

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

[chongoblog]

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

[lunarthesugarglider]

thats a common interest we've

[chongoblog]

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[yuhi-san]

Thats the context for this meme???

[titenoute]

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

[filmnoirsbian]

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

[butchniqabi]

Minotaur in his kitchen

[filmnoirsbian]

[charl0ttan]

[todayintokyo]

Ezo squirrel in Hokkaido, photographed by Emi Kikuchi

[girlballs]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[depsidase]

[perriaeyjeve]

[arahir]

I stand with my fellow anon on the bag discourse. Liquid doesn't belong in bags in the every day kitchen. 😵‍💫 Why have contraptions to manage bag wrangling when you could simply have one contraption: a solid container.

ahhhh i think this is a crisis of storage space and convenience. it's hard to find inexpensive solid containers that are freezer/reheat safe and perfectly square. i have round glass tupperwares but they store poorly because they're round and i neeeed every inch of freezer space i can get. plus i often make stuff that just doesn't go well in a big container like single meal servings of pesto or marinated meats i don't want to get air exposure or bags of fruit for give away. bag fill liquid. bag go in freezer on cooking sheet or in square bread pan. bag freeze into perfectly flat or square object for storage. i can also easily give it to someone else to eat without needing to get back an expensive glass tupperware. if i can store in glass i will but it's just not feasible for a major solo at home daily cooking operation if you're on the go a lot. i gotta be able to throw a thing of chili in the ice chest and hand it off at someone's house. i've given food away like this/brought dinner to a friend's house three times this week!

again i would love a solution that isn't single use plastic i just sadly after 25 years of cooking every day have not found it :( very open to ideas though! if you have them!

however this elucidates nothing about why liquid milk is stored in bags in canada

[spiftynifty]

join the revolution, coward

[the-big-mood]

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

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[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[tab-irl]