Reign over the Frosted Heavens

Welcome to this mess of a blog, mortals~

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the news is bad sometimes

[thegreathamedebate]

Okay but what’s the phone

[sailor-arashi]

As advertised:

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thats what cain used to kill abel

[bunkey]

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Tossup between B and E 🤔

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

yeah that sounds about right

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D, A, then E in that order

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infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

[firesuperstar]

My brother told me his concept for a movie script… So its Alvin and the Chipmunks but its set like 10 years after their fame. Alvin is having a lot of issues with being a chipmunk because of their short life span..he starts playing records slowed down to listen to what his voice would sound like if he were a human…. (Also Dave is now played by Bruce Campbell.) They’re getting old and tired of their act and they’re not doing as well as they used to. Theodore starts coughing really bad during one of their performances at a sketchy dive bar and they have to take him to the vet. The vets all like “Well, they’re chipmunks Dave. Im surprised they’ve lived this long.” Dave learns that he will inherit all of their money once they die. He basically keeps it on the DL and limits their spending so he can have max cash. Alvin finds out and he’s FURIOUS. He’s like “YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT US!! Not even Theodore…” He solemnly looks at the shoebox buried in the yard. This starts a rivalry and even though they’re still in character, they want to kill each other now. Its like home alone traps except with knives and stuff. Bruce Campbell Dave gets a harpoon gun though and Alvin starts a fire. Simon goes “ALVIN…WERE TAKING THIS TOO FAR! Im going to try to stop him!!!” He runs downstairs to talk Dave out of wanting to fight and is pinned to the wall with the harpoon..killing him instantly. Alvin screams NOOOOO!!! The fire gets bigger and eventually traps both Alvin and Dave. They settle their differences when they’re all like “So this is it…..” The house is engulfed in flames. End movie.

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hey guys whats up

[durbikins]

how’d you make a blank post?

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

[durbikins]

please tell me

[lizardlicks]

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

[matzahball]

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

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Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

[matzahball]

I’ve come to the conclusion that Cleo loves the bananas because she loves the color yellow.

This is her with her FAVORITE toy:

She refuses to play with the other colors. It’s been her favorite toy since we adopted her a year ago :-)

[princesstigerbelle]

I LOVE HER

[v3nice]

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

[sand-paper-dreams-blog]

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

[mysoleisred]

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

[w-ander-lusts]

Putting this out into the universe

[honeysucklesuggestions]

not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there

[yarky]

manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

[yarky]

maybe im the bad boy

[logarto]

aardvarks are very good but what really charmed me about them was seeing them sleeping… theyre just so chilled out 

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reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[fancycake]

i hope everyone is following TNG Season 8 on twitter because it’s fucking hilarious like

I JUST

lord jesus

[ginormouspotato]

i miss this twitter account

[spockvarietyhour]

It’s ok, that guy was hired for the new Star Trek Animated Series.