Shitfuckery overload

𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗶 ):) . aroace, enfp

[001x456]

a man and a woman can be strictly platonic friends. but a man and a man can’t be that. they have to have violent gay sex and be obsessed with each other. it’s the yaoi rule

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[avagarde]

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

[geekysteven]

crab

[existennialmemes]

Crustaceans: Crab

Mammals: Weasel

Plants: Tree

Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect

Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs

Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods

[thememedaddy]

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[mothprincess]

stop trying to be palatable, stop trying to be palatable, stop

[mothprincess]

i give u full permission to be weird. i am signing your permission slip

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[eldritchbauble]

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

[eldritchbauble]

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

[collieii]

the song of humanity will continue to be sung btw. if you even care.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[burnout-caffeine]

I don't really flirt because if I start flirting, people will start asking for marriage

[burnout-caffeine]

If i start flirting it's over for y'all

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there comes a point in a musician's discography where you're like "this is a jam but you need to stop dating assholes"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people tagging this taylor swift but like. i specified "jam"