Burnt Out Greaser

Hi I'm Wes. Casual existential despair.

[konoko]

[shittycryptids]

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

[percethecurse]

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

[kafukafuura1917-deactivated2016]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[thebestpartofwakingup]

Change your fucking url OP

[chewbacca]

🌼 [source: motherthemountain on instagram]

[persephonesgh0st]

@coffinbratt

[cat-memorial]

U are so adorable

OH !!!

[pet-lovememorial]

so cute

[justcatposts]

A very rare Andean cat stretching out in front of wildlife cam 

(via)

[latex-salesman]

[boredpanda]

Rare Kitten Born With ‘Two Faces’ Grows Up Into The Most Beautiful Cat Ever

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[rikivi]

[charcubed]

We’re all having “hard conversations” about racism, police brutality, and #BlackLivesMatter I hope. 

You’ve probably noticed that detractors often use the same “racist talking points” in response. Here’s a researched and sourced guide to help you answer, for the times you may get stuck.

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Originally posted on Twitter

[leeshajoy]

Concept: a temping/job placement agency specifically founded to help people who are having trouble finding employment due to supernatural interference in their lives.

“I’ve been held captive in a fairy mound for the past seven years, so not only is there a gap in my resume but my coding knowledge is way out of date now.”

“I’m under a curse from the bog witch and I can only work during daylight hours because at sunset I turn into an alligator.”

“I’m a statue who was brought to life by a love goddess last week and I’m not entirely sure what a ‘job’ is but I’m told that I need one?”

[aquilacalvitium]

I’m a traveller between universes and I appear to be stuck here for a while. I heard this world has “jobs” which is apparently a thing that I need?

[leeshajoy]

“It turns out I have no idea how to actually make shoes without elves doing most of the work overnight. Is there some kind of remedial class I can take?”

[quill-of-thoth]

“I’m a swan most of the time, I’m looking for a job in security where no one will ask questions about what form I run tresspassers off in.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

The iPhone calculator has the same color scheme as pornhub.

[teaboot]

1.7% of people are intersex, 2% have green eyes, and 1.5 percent are redheads, but yeah red is a natural hair color, green is a natural eye color, and being intersex is a 'deformity'. Keep pretending gender isn't a social construct

[heavensghost]

[sandsvendor100]

I Can Be Killed But I Wont