A Fag of All Trades

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[burntapricots]

yadda yadda fork found in kitchen yadda yadda

[sandmandaddy69]

[kosmogrl]

[doubleca5t]

[doubleca5t]

[nem23]

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor

[scaryhagmother]

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my elderly cat to acupuncture

[segamascott]

[bloodclotbitch]

[segamascott]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[notarobot1006]

[jetlaggingbehind]

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[peace-love-anarchy]

this took me like 5 minutes

[skippymutt]

my fetish is being liked

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[oneheadtoanother]

[gaytanic-panic]