A Fag of All Trades

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[burntapricots]

Hotel lighting just hits different

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[gardenxkisses]

Craving attention but like high quality attention like vip attention

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

[ethniccrying]

I actually want to kill myself

[smutfemme-deactivated20220218]

i wish i could get this tattooed on me

[interested-individual]

Im a bludgeon sort of girl Lets beat people over the head !

[sour-charity]

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[theehorsepusssy]

[samioli]

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

[paxamericana]

[aritany]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[burntapricots]

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[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree

[depsidase]

[brucebocchi]

you think that’s cock you’re sucking right now?

[falsebounty]

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

[lakemojave]

Corporations precisely on june 1st:

[tayasigerson]

"The dog eats strangers..."

[probuccalfat]

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?