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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@ethanplayswithsquares
im gonna fucking cry
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
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i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate
making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half
Billionaires lie. All the time.
I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.
can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up
(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)
somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is
happy pride
I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!
you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever
as annoying as it is to work fast food, at my previous job one time a kid recognized the theta delta pin on my hat and was so fucking excited because i was the first other therian they had ever encountered offline.
"hey....are you a therian?" "yeah!" "what kind of animal?" "eh, some kinda dog" "😲😀 im like a wolf coyote hybrid" "that's fuckin awesome"
to be weird is to cast lifelines all around you
tags from @k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl
what really drives me nuts is that like. this happens an average of x times per year as a visibly weird person, but we only get made aware of it a small fraction of the time. you can't kill yourself you have to be clocky in the gas station.
Being clocky when i was working as a barista was one of my big joys. Being clocky when i was teaching high schoolers how to play the marimba was my reason for being for half a decade. It sucks how scared I am to leave the house I live in now. But I still need to try and be clocky at the grocery store. I wish i had a job to be clocky at. Being visibly me is one of the most radical acts I'm capable of, and I hope that one day we live in a world where it isn't radical at all.
that's exactly what I was feeling when I wrote this. we all find ways to defy our fear, love is an excellent motivator.
Working in service and seeing a young trans guy and I hand over his papers with my right hand—which has the trans symbol on it. His eyes light up. He looks at me and I nudge aside my shirt collar to show my binder. And suddenly we're not alone and our day is a bit brighter.
petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
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happy pride everyone