im mentally ill

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[balaclava-trismegistus]

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Every time.

[mijacoge0]

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

[kuken-i-buken]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

[skeleetromm]

She'd like to scratch at your door at 2am until you let her in so she can sleep in your room

[mousegirlheart]

*out of breath* fucking all the holes into cheese is a demanding job but somebody has to do it

[secretingredient1]

i am the hairdresser of every man in my life

[triangleguy]

[boybeetles]

[fayevalcntine]

Claudia in paintings pt.2:

Agnus by Konstantin Korobov The Mocking of Christ by Gerrit van Honthorst The Execution of Lady Jane Grey by Paul Delaroche

[mattressblowoutsale]

[fruitsoftheape100]

TGIF

[grayson-genie]

Elmer it’s Thursday, I think you’ve made a mistake

[fruitsoftheape100]

Be Gentle With Me

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[angelicguy]

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

[dogpuppy]

[undeadhorse]

wolf eggs. wolves lay eggs. i promise.

[temporalreverie]

[messygoku]

[hoofpeet]

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life