im mentally ill

jewel/ 28

[whunt]

bro LMFAOOOO

[emmaubler]

[anxeious]

[cuppydogshane]

i need to lock in (doesnt)

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[cannibalchicken]

[toastyglow-rb]

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

[sacred-portal]

[blackshvck]

went to an art exhibition and the artist was drawing a self-portrait dressed up as a dog and i wish this was my job so fucking bad

[koiagain]

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

[merysujka]

how it feels to liveblog a walk or an errand

[girldickdotcom]

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[andremichaux]

Man, did you buy anything for yourself today? Yeah, I got this pack of socks. Plain white socks? That's not a treat! Donna! Get me away from him.

PARKS AND RECREATION | 4.04

Bonus:

[the-first-flower]

[driftwuud]

Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.

[eileengalvin]

Trying to get some pyramid #head it’s been too silent on this hill

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[dogpuppy]