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dude i need that vid of DJ kaled getting lost at sea w his jet ski my friends and family don't believe me when i say it happened

badassdemonsword

This is how it feels listening to queens of the stone age

mango-peach-strawberry

The Prodigal Son and the Lost Sheep

calciumfreebrain-deactivated202

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

hungwy

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

frqp-deactivated20200918

who give a shit.

hungwy

junglejim4322

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

ellielol

i think the only people who should be allowed access to AI image/video generation tools are gay men with incredibly niche fetish tumblr blogs. what politicians can i vote for to get this enacted.