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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
roma★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
shark vs the universe
taylor price
blake kathryn
almost home
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
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Jimmy Eat World
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@burntoutgiftedidiot
I cannot shut up about this AU, the voices in my head demand it
The boys and their horses, I could go into detail about their racing colours, headcanons, anything istg I'm so normal about Bloodymary and horseracing is my long-term special interest
Crawling back here to offer the result of my continued unmedicated mental illness: BloodyMary but I put them on racehorses
Simon fighting for his life, because I suppose Ellie isn't a very compliant horse and his trainer (Ava) is rather strict
“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“
“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“
“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”
“Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.”
“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”
“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”
“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”
“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”
“Cave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that ‘a disaster in the making’ but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.”
Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! That’s a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.”
“Cave Johnson here. I won’t tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and we’re ought to respect that. We’re also ought to shoot them on sight since they’re extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.”
“Cave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly I’m flattered. Unfortunately for you, I don’t swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.”
“Cave Johnson here. I’ve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I’ll talk to the lab boys about it.”
“Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let’s be honest, they probably had it coming.”
“Cave Johnson here. For the last time! “I’m reclaiming the slur” is not a valid excuse to shout out loud the killer androids’ activation codes! We picked that word for a reason.“
“Cave Johnson here. I’d like to apologize to Floor 194 Safety Supervisor Doug Blakely for firing him after allegations that he was forcing employees back in the closet. I was not aware that said closet was a literal storage closet for zombified Aperture employees. To make it up to Doug, he’ll be allowed to feed Floor 194 HR Manager Lisa Briant to the closet zombies if he so chooses.”
”Cave Johnson here. A reminder that next year Transgender Day of Visibility falls on Extradimensional Day of Visibility. The lab boys are cautioning me to caution you to be prepared. Do not confuse transgender and transdimensional! Big mistake.“
“Cave Johnson here. To all cishet Aperture employees who volunteered for the ‘Get More Woke’ program, please report to your department’s OR at the nearest convenience to get the alarm clocks surgically removed from your spinal cord. Aperture Science apologizes for the misunderstanding.”
“Cave Johnson here. Dr. Barnaby from Cyborg Engineering is an attack helicopter. That’s not a transphobic joke, by the way, they literally transformed themselves into an amalgam of human and helicopter. Impressive. Unauthorized, of course, but still impressive. Anyway, we lost track of them, so everyone watch the sky for a mad scientist with blue rotors and machine guns.”
“Cave Johnson here. To the joker who added ‘make the sun gay’ to our quarterly agenda, I hope you’re pleased with yourself. The Astrophysics Department is tearing itself apart with half of them shouting that you can’t make the sun gay and the other half screaming that the sun is already gay. Either way, we’re not doing it.”
“Cave Johnson here. The congressional delegation of Senator Patrick Johnson (no relation) to inspect our facilities had to be cut short due to a mishap with the Gender Affirmation Beam. I’d like to apologize on behalf of Aperture Science to Senator Johnson and her staff.”
“Cave Johnson here. Just the other day, our sign guy asked me ‘Cave, don’t you think LGBTQIA2S+ is a tad too long?’ and I told him ‘First of all, that’s Mr. Johnson to you! And secondly, I actually think it’s not long enough!’ and that’s why I’m adding an ’&’ to the acronym. Don’t know what it stands for yet, but I’ll figure it out.”
“Cave Johnson here. You already know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about gender affirming care. We’ve been at the forefront of hormone replacement therapy since before we knew what these hormones do. You also know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about not getting sued. So everyone be quiet about our role in the Estrogen Cola disaster.”
Approximately ten minutes into playing Vampyr and decided to trawl tumblr to see if a fandom existed and suddenly stumbled into the House MD AU and that will be the way I play Jonathan/pos
thank you :))
I love this because now I imagine Jonathan walking into people's homes, insulting them, their family, their ancestors, their cow, making 3 wrong diagnoses that almost kill the NPC, then going to bother Swansea about wanting to do something insane, Swansea saying no, Jonathan doing it anyway, it ends up working.
Then he avoids going into the ER where he was supposed to be and instead pops into Geoff's office to invite him to Dinner (Geoff is paying, he just doesn't know yet)
are you tme or tma
"i know you're nonbinary but which of these two arbitrarily constructed gender categories do you fit into" genuinely are you having a laugh
Referring to the distinction between those who are and aren’t affected by transmisogyny as “arbitrarily constructed gender categories” tells me exactly which of the two you fall into lmao
evergreen lmaooo
Personally I'm TMA, because I work in a weird paranormal archive in London and my boss is really weird and eccentric but it pays the rent I guess, not like any of this weird stuff is real, however my coworker Martin, who I regularly talk shit about on tape, was attacked by a lady, who is part of a worm hive or something, so now he lives in the archives, that are btw completely unorganized, because my predecessor was an incompetent old lady who apparently couldn't do her job because wtf is the filing in this place even, also fuck Jürgen Leitner and his library
"yeah I'll post an Edit on Tumblr" -me
At least my questionable talent is appreciated here. My talent? mixing two things so niche they create a new level of niche.
Anyway here's my contribution to Priwen propaganda with the title song of the German detective show for kids "die Pfefferkörner"
What if Alastair had used the gun he took from Grayson at the very beginning of their fight? What if he didn't want to risk losing?
I can't even say if it would be so crazy, look me in the eye and tell me some Priwen member wouldn't chuck a bullet at a guy
Reid MD (the m is for malpractice) Season 2, I have new screenshots
Sean: Something has to be done, and I have a plan! We use mankind’s greatest weapon.
Geoffrey: A SWORD!
Sean: The written word.
Geoffrey: Ugh. I’m out.
Geoffrey basically
Hostage situation pt. 2
Geoffrey apparently thought he could get away with plantnapping Lisa. He was wrong
Hostage situation pt.1
Lisa the plant as collateral, she is a victim of these idiots
"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"
Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.
"oh, but this course is just a distribution requirement, it's not for my major"
Does saying things that are true and that you know are true only matter when someone is giving you a little prize for it?
Tumblr doesn't like to do this kind of ethics, so I have to phrase this carefully, but it's a question of character. And a person's character is clearest when they're being asked to do the right thing even when it doesn't matter to them.
I don't want to live in a world in which doctors and lawyers and politicians just ignore the responsibility to research and verify when it's inconvenient for them. When they're busy. When they have something they'd rather be doing. The world I live in is already too full of those people in positions of power. I'll be damned if I let there be more of them.
Some of the responses to this have been, in essence, "well, it's not our fault for being raised in a bad educational system that prioritizes grades over comprehension". And you're right, it's not your fault.
But you freely admit the system is bad. That it values the wrong things.
So why do you limit yourself to only achieving what it values? Do you not aspire to be better than a system you know is wrong? Don't you want to change the world?
Dragon!Jonathan: I kinda like it when he's rude to me
Nemrod!Geoffrey: Bro what
We all know Swansea would never care about what the department of health think but between him and McCullum, Swansea is more likely to have a PhD in Onkology in the future
I'm actually not dead so here's the newest shit of this cursed AU ^^
Enjoy
Because I have the talent to only create extreme niche art, here's Alastair as the last unicorn :)
