Maya

(they/them) circus artist, musician and nerd dr who, good omens, marauders, dan and phil, hozier, the moomins, my chem, merlin (i basically live on ao3)

[janthony-anthony]

[aropride]

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

[lu-sn]

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

[freenarnian]

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

[diphowell]

tumblr:

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[orange-tortoise]

okayyy my notes from tit brisbaneeee:

- rpf poll mentioned in tge first two minutes (more shippable than jesus)

- they said phil slid into the dms asking for editing tips

- just said they were not married instead of not married in japan

- also the silence after??? floored ngl

- looking at spoilers still did not in the Slightest prepare me for tge dolls humping

- also the fucking replacement dolls 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

- THE HIATUS MICROPHONE

- other dan got jailed for being gay. get his ass tbh

- cunt for other phils favourite word…. beautiful and so perfectly australian of us

- idk if thy just say it every time but our other phil allegedly being the worst of the entire tour

- dan being very VERY glad to be in australia

- the golden koala 🥺 (almost forgor)

- uhhh a COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO was 15 years…….

- PHIL SAID CUNT PHIL SAID CUNT PHIL SAID CUNT

- rpf poll mention number 2

thank u for listening im dying rn but OH MY GOD

[orange-tortoise]

I COMPLETELY FORGOT lawyer dan fought to ban sydney it was so fukcing funny

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

[sleepyslag]

Look it's not about whether or not Dan and Phil kiss that does NOT matter. It's about 10 years of internet history meme culture emo culture lining up perfectly for one day. The fact that all of these people happen to be in the same place at the same time, even though the bands broke up and Dan and Phil went on a five year hiatus, is a goddamn miracle. It's fucking beautiful even if nothing happens.

[babystarrbunny]

☆phinktober day 10!!!☆

sister Daniel & father Philip

i couldnt resist and ended up drawing this just after the last one, and clearly i just didn't listen to my brain and ended up rendering it lol wanted to do them justice so how could i not u.u

[evermorepeyton]

my guy, what are you talking about, those are your legal names

[burpsupintestines]

LMAO

theese idiots💀

[hotvampireadjacent]

LMFAO

[goldenpinof]

are people dumb or playing dumb, i can never understand

[rpfwasfine]

actually i didn't respond to your message bc i love you and wish you the best in life and you're my friend forever and i love you so much

[ochibana]

？

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

👀.

[theonevoice]

You mean Miranda like in Shakespeare's Tempest Miranda, the sweet and smart girl with who believes that all people are fundamentally good and has a mysterious manipulative and omnipotent parent who doesn't explain anything to her and pretends to separate her from her true love on the account of an old feud, except in the end we discover that it was all planned from the start and he wanted the two of them to be together?

I see...

[e-rated-beardo]

excuse me hold up beg your pardon whAT

[burpsupintestines]

a mere coincidence, i’m sure….

[pichirobi]

@danielhowell red hair when 👀

[isabel-lillah]

Barty and James becoming besties after James and Reggie got together is an iconic thing to happen

especially at the point when really only the skittles know about the relationship, so noone has a clue that Barty and James are a duo

and then when they're seen helping each other with an injury half of Hogwarts loses their shit (because come on, Barty? and James?? being friends???)

the other half doesn't believe it until they see James dragging Barty away from a fight so he wouldn't get a detention and Barty actually letting him do so

meanwhile Sirius is having a stroke trying to figure out when the hell did James befriended Barty Crouch Jr. of all people