queers never die & never say goodbye

an ancient eldritch nightmare just enjoying life with a fruity drink in one hand and dogs in all my other hands

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[fireswamps]

supernatural: a retrospective

it’s 10:33am and i’m sitting on my porch thinking about supernatural. it started airing 21 years ago and i started watching in 2010. it changed my brain chemistry at 15 years old (but i think i’ve mostly recovered). my 16 year fan retrospective is below; a play by play of the show by season over the years

hey what the fuck

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 7

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Leon Scott Kennedy (Resident Evil)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Leon]

"he needs an excuse to get a break from work and he would look so beautiful pregnant. 🫃🏼 bonus points if its a B.O.W baby."

"Give me that handsome man. Will take him as a young man or as a grey fox in the newest game . Give him an excuse to retire his knees hurt. He would have a lil girl and name her something cute."

"Everything I have ever learned about this man is from friends who like putting him in situations so I thought I’d do my part."

"Top 3 most breedable men in the franchise without a doubt. His emo phase during Vendetta needs to be studied bc I fear he was either in postpartum depression or on his cycle."

Leon propaganda from last season

[Dean]

"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."

"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."

"He’d be hotter and that's enough."

"THE OG OMEGA!"

"He’s called himself Sam's mother, he said he’s nesting, he’s great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."

"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. He’s The Omega tm."

Dean propaganda from last season

[octolingo-writes]

@feptacks @eatestofsand PLEASE HELP ME OUT DO LEON A SOLID HERE

[bonemmeal]

i can still hear them, they're calling to you!

[snsnsuo]

[salva-atc]

ಥ⌣ಥ

so i’m dead

[maomonium]

Leon practice 🫣

[samepictureofhelgapataki]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[brandonlees]

I really felt quite distressed of not receiving an invitation.

SLEEPING BEAUTY 1959, dir. Clyde Geronimi, Eric Larson, Wolfgang Reitherman, Les Clark

[miralyk]

the strength to protect what matters

i know it's not necessarily the main point of the og tweet (AND I AGREE 😭 i miss my dead bestie capcom, i miss him a lot) but the framing of the first pic for ethan here is So good it spontaneously made me want to redraw it

[pikles249]

Op goon corner

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 7

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Leon Scott Kennedy (Resident Evil)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Leon]

"he needs an excuse to get a break from work and he would look so beautiful pregnant. 🫃🏼 bonus points if its a B.O.W baby."

"Give me that handsome man. Will take him as a young man or as a grey fox in the newest game . Give him an excuse to retire his knees hurt. He would have a lil girl and name her something cute."

"Everything I have ever learned about this man is from friends who like putting him in situations so I thought I’d do my part."

"Top 3 most breedable men in the franchise without a doubt. His emo phase during Vendetta needs to be studied bc I fear he was either in postpartum depression or on his cycle."

Leon propaganda from last season

[Dean]

"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."

"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."

"He’d be hotter and that's enough."

"THE OG OMEGA!"

"He’s called himself Sam's mother, he said he’s nesting, he’s great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."

"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. He’s The Omega tm."

Dean propaganda from last season

[totallynotgayforyou]

This is the leon slut website, if he's not pregnant then we're obviously not doing a good job here lads

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[charl0ttan]

best multiple of nine

9

18

27

36

45

54

63

72

81

90

Voting ended onMay 28

[beolh]

You died there, three years ago.

[incognitopolls]

How much of the time do you wear prescription glasses or contacts?

All the time, they only come off if they'd be in the way for certain things

Most of the time, but sometimes I just don't wear them

Whenever I go somewhere, but not when I'm at home

Whenever I'm at home, but not when I go somewhere

Only at school/work/another specific span of time

Only to see particular things (e.g. to read a sign, then I take them off again)

Sometimes, based on some other criteria

Never, but I probably should wear them

Never, I have vision problems that can't be corrected with prescription lenses

Never, my vision is 20/20 or better

Voting ended onMay 23

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