A Punk

Sadist 🌙

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

... miss thang

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

[vaughnwhiskey-deactivated201507]

sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

[wendy-runaway-deactivated201607]

Actually, it’s coral blue #3

[gh0stcity]

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

[gh0stcity]

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

[jennitheodd]

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

[razorlightt-deactivated20161221]

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

[minero-tan]

Bee confident

[88thparallel]

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

[butterfly-bandaid]

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

[nowacking]

I have exactly 11 questions

[coughloop]

i dont, mind your business

[a-waste-of-time]

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

[teenagerposts]

don’t mind me i’m just blessing your dashboards

you’re welcome

[catchymemes]

Free printer. May need some tuning.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cant believe banksy sold this for a million dollars.

[birf]

I just want everyone to watch this

[afterlifecrisis-deactivated2019]

Believe fucking women

[onyxmarblewitchcraft]

On Familiars

There are many misconceptions about what, exactly, familiars are. Here’s a short little guide on what a familiar is, how to contact/recognize your familiar, and a few do’s and dont’s.

What is a familiar?

Familiars, also known as “familiar souls,” are (usually) the animal companion(s) of a witch. More often than not, these animals possess human-like tendencies, a certain wisdom about them, that is nearly magical or supernatural in nature. These animals are often more sensitive to paranormal experiences and help aid the witch in spells and rituals (if willing). Familiars mostly take the shape of domestic house pets: cats, toads, dogs, birds, etc. Though less common, familiars can also be human or humanoid. They are solid, not just spiritual, and it is important to recognize them as actual beings rather than just tools to be used in witchcraft. Familiar souls can often appear in many forms over the witch’s lifetime. The soul will often travel as one animal’s life comes to an end and another’s begins.

How do I contact my familiar?

Patience in finding a familiar is key. The familiar comes to you, not you to it. Familiars are either gifted to the witch or show up without warning of their own accord. Familiars can also be passed down through generations, especially in families of hereditary witches. Your familiar will show up when you least expect it but need it most.

Do’s and Dont’s

Do:

•Respect your familiar as a living being and give it the care it needs.

Don’t:

•Ignore your familiar’s needs until you require something of it in a ritual.

Do:

•Give your familiar space when performing a ritual and allow it to come of its own accord.

Don’t:

•Force or physically move your familiar so it may participate in a ritual.

Do:

•Allow your familiar to roam free whilst performing magick, only moving its course when it comes across something dangerous (I.e. open flame).

Don’t:

•Cage, antagonize, or neglect your familiar for the sake of magick. Not only is that not how magick is performed, that is animal abuse.

Do:

•Spend time with your familiar in order to form a stronger bond.

Don’t:

•Force yourself into the animal’s space when it wants to be left alone.

That’s it for now! Good luck finding your familiar soul(s) and stay Witchy!

[moonchildmorticia]

Candle Color Correspondence 🕯🔮

🕯RED: Binding, Courage, Strength, Lust, Magnetism, Competitiveness, Fertility, Health, Attraction, Protection Magick, Conflict, Dispelling Anger & Hate.

🕯PINK: Emotional Healing, Spiritual Healing, Love, Friendship, Compassion, Protection if Children, Affection.

🕯ORANGE: Luck, Strength, Power, Attracting Luck, Creativity, Success, Professional Growth, Justice, Energy, Happiness, Ambition.

🕯YELLOW: Clairvoyance, Communication, Action, Inspiration, Psychic Power, Memory, Divination, Confidence, Imagination, Wisdom, The Sun.

🕯GREEN: Mother Earth, Balance, Growth, Wealth, Money, Health, Dispelling Envy & Jealously, Dispelling Greed, Beauty, Abundance, Luck, Harmony, Fertility.

🕯BLUE: Communication, Inspiration, Harmony, Occult Wisdom, Forgiveness, Fidelity, Focus, Protection, Truth, Loyalty, Banishing Anger.

🕯PURPLE: 3rd Eye, Psychic Power, Spirituality, Confidence, Success, Divination, Contacting Spirits, Increase of Willpower & Inner Strength, Independence, Spiritual Guidance, Protection.

🕯WHITE: Peace, Truth, Purification, Protection, Spirituality, Positive Outcome, Happiness, Moon Magick, Cleansing, Balance.

WHITE CAN BE USED IN PLACE OF ALL COLORS DURING SPELLS AND RITUALS

🕯BLACK: Binding, Dispelling, Reversing of Spells Hexes and Curses, Destruction of Evil & Negative, Habit Breaking, Grounding & Protecting, Repelling Spells.

🕯BROWN: Friendship & Balance, Intuition, Concentration, Animal & Earth Magick, Healing, Locating lost objects, Blessing of a Home.

🕯INDIGO: Balance restoring, Spell Blocking, Creating Balance, Karma.

🕯GOLD: Divination, Luck, Money, Success, Wealth, Sun Worship

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[helsaguy]

This post is flawless.

[godlessgirl]

Love!

[thathighguy]

A-1 posting

[germannarutoop-deactivated20170]

[earlgreytea68]

I am not getting married until some man proposes to me using the last illustration. 

[lyjerria]

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.