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multi-fandom but sometimes a terror blog • adult, uk, any pronouns, call me Warren • 🎀

[burrowingregg]

[blue-green-memes]

[burrowingregg]

Ew why is tumblr ugly now

[jopdaughter]

trapping lieutenants in ice cube event

[diskobabe]

[funstyle]

A key reason the indie sleaze twee 00s sexiness whatever thing isnt working is that people are so afraid of looking busted

[funstyle]

OK..... Ugh dont get mad at me but this post was directly inspired by these pix of jenny lewis and rushmore. Sorry if it ruins this post for u to know it was written with a beautiful woman in mind

[thephotoregistry]

Iqaluit, Nunavut, 2016

Dave Jordano

[ratcoffin69]

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[importantdogimages]

[echokelly]

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t c tg tat' t g a "c ". t tg ag. a.

Closest match: Halichoeres bivittatus genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Slippery Dick

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[boringkate]

Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

[burrowingregg]

I want to adopt mice

[koenji]

Adonis Blue (Lysandra bellargus) butterflies basking in the sun.

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[bodyglitter]

[ayeforscotland]

Absolute banger policy. The SNP want to introduce a sort of ‘baby box’ equivalent for children starting school.

The school bag would be filled with essential school items - stationary, books, a water bottle and information for parents to help with literacy and numeracy skills at home.

Fucking send it, love this idea.

Source.