khoshekh’s litterbox

zoë - 27 - she/her - professional harlot - bisexual idiot - icon picrew by maddel_art - ✨❤️🌸 nerdyflowerboy

[aguasarcoirirs]

Let’s get hugs and kisses from mama!

[n-adi-ra]

Here's some straight malarky for you guys

[silvaerial]

Patron Saints of One-Way Trips

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[notahorseindisguise]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[uchihaculture]

D-gray man

[rainyydoves]

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

[rainyydoves]

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

[bigbigtruck]

"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it

this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[theprofessional-amateur]

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[incaseofart]

This gets it's own post because WHEW 5 OCs tonight queen!!! They're all 5 stars in my book teehee

clockwise starting from the top:

Zayna (sunneyoyo)

Kasumi (anemoslover)

Novan (@crashhatescats)

Vigola (@businessman-wizard)

pose ref by @adorkastock (feat @null-entity as well)

[businessman-wizard]

Ahhhh my boy!!! Thank you so much!! ❤️ a perf prince amongst friends

[nerdyflowerboy]

unholy_

[kipine]

Shiny Bulbasaur! 🍃 I finally got one as a starter in LeafGreen!

[gifographicmemory]

can’t believe there’s NOTHING on this website for The Best in Jest. Commander Connor is like, THE textbook tumblr sexyman

[gifographicmemory]

unfortunately I am not immune to tumblr sexyman. this is my fatal flaw

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."