This Is Business

Business memes of real business from the Era of Business

[businessmemes]

Trenda is correct. A good business year means the Festival of Naked Spreadsheet Mavens will be especially fruitful and bursting at the seams with rows and columns.

[businessmemes]

it is traditional for a newly graduated businessperson to receive many soft kisses from their teachers. this conveys the transfer of affection for business and it is traditional.

[businessmemes]

Garmin's wife was correct to postpone the LOAF -- glands must be harvested if the business clones are to flow.

[businessmemes]

Tonee is incorrect, there is always more business. Tonee has been reassigned to the wire closet to assist Jenessica.

[businessmemes]

many are not aware that the precious office supplies and data computers that enable business are hewn from the fibrous locks of the all-important Supply Sheep. they exist only in QUADRANT ELENVEN and are tended by the local grundsmen, who feed the Sheep a steady diet of juicy business turnips to keep the staplers flowing.

[businessmemes]

WE MISSED U,!!!!!

business had some business to attend to. but business is back/has always been here. business thanks you for your support, now get back to work or else I need to report you to KLERVIN in sector NOIN. And KLERVIN has no patience.

[businessmemes]

all business persons must NEVER FORGET 10/10/10, the day over 1 million business data computers hurled themselves out of office windows throughout sectors 12, 11, 5, and 34. radical anti-business radicals claim the data computers became self-aware and realizing their meaningless existences, chose to self-terminate. this is incorrect radical nonsense. they simply had not been updated with critical spreadsheet security updates in over a month and were compelled to seek that update...out of the window.

[businessmemes]

this is a meaningless recognition in the eyes of business. continue working as normally.

[businessmemes]

it definite ly i s, madam snenator.

[businessmemes]

snarlah is new, but she really is getting the hang of it. it's all about the *dunk*

[never-obsolete]

IBM ThinkPad 345C (1995)

[businessmemes]

it seems this employee has upgraded their business data telecomputer to an UNAPPROVED operational systemical system. such actions are not tolerated and they will be terminated immediately.

[businessmemes]

banishment to the BINARY REALM does not relieve employees of need to reconcile BINARY REALM P-Cards. failure to do so will result in banishment to the UNARY REALM.

[fuzzyghost]

[businessmemes]

Contact your quadrant manager for more information on how you can upgrade to a brand new, state-of-the-art PLAS-MAX keyboard for your business terminal. PLAS-MAX safely* harnesses the power of plasma heated to over 12,000 degrees Fahrenheit to let your keyboard communicate with your business telecomputer from a distance of over 5 inches, eliminating the need for annoying cords, cables, or crobles.

*injuries incurred while using your new PLAS-MAX keyboard must immediately be reported to Kelvor in The BURN UNIT.

[businessmemes]

spoiler alert: the pills were just candy all along.

[businessmemes]

if you did not submit timesheets during the Business hibernation solstice, please report to J.A.N.E.T. for rescuppering. bring a jacket.

[businessmemes]

Business-Boss, I miss you... Please return with your wisdom as soon as you're able!

the office has been closed to lack of stapler lubricant and the annual WORKER PURGE. Normal operations will proceed as soon as the cloning vats are cleaned, sanitized, and refilled with sweet business gorm.

[businessmemes]

report all bloody workstations to your office fluids supervisor