May 17, 2025
all business persons must NEVER FORGET 10/10/10, the day over 1 million business data computers hurled themselves out of office windows throughout sectors 12, 11, 5, and 34. radical anti-business radicals claim the data computers became self-aware and realizing their meaningless existences, chose to self-terminate. this is incorrect radical nonsense. they simply had not been updated with critical spreadsheet security updates in over a month and were compelled to seek that update...out of the window.
