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Fave TV: 2015 Edition (part 2)
It’s here, the moment you’ve been waiting for all year long - my top 10 shows of 2015! Drop everything and watch these. Or don’t, I’m not the boss of you.
10. The Americans
The Americans is still a fun and interesting spy show that examines questions like can you really fit a dead body in a suitcase? Is garage-based amateur dentistry an legitimate hobby? And what happens when your all-American teen daughter starts to suspect you are in fact deep undercover Russian spies? Plus both Kerri Russell’s and Matthew Rhys’ wig games are ON POINT, best wigs on television, bar none.
9. Mad Men
I guess this is the period drama section of my list. I thoroughly enjoyed the final season of Mad Men, in particular because it gave us the above pictured scene, one of my favourite TV moments of maybe all time? Yaaaaaaassssss Peggy! Anyway, I thought the whole thing went out on a high note; it was a satisfying conclusion to a great show and I will miss it! And Peggy. And Don, a little. And Sally. Mostly Peggy though.
8. Rectify
The slow burn of Rectify is sometimes almost too slow and I FEEL LIKE IT’S KILLING ME but in a really good way. You know? This is technically the story of Daniel Holden who may or may not have killed a girl 18 years earlier, but this season really highlighted his family members, like his sister Amantha, who goes on maybe the saddest work trip ever, and his step-brother Teddy, who has approximately the most punchable face of all time but I still empathize with him! It’s such a quiet show most of the time, which I think is why the occasional big moments are so impactful.
7. Broad City
OK that Kelly Ripa episode of Broad City was the straight-up funniest thing on television this year, do not try to argue with me. Once again, the whole season was great, I am so here for hilarious shows about female friendships, and Abbi and Ilana are bringing it. Between Abbi’s secret blackout drunk identity, Val, and that time Ilana briefly fell in love with a woman who looks exactly like her (Alia Shawkat - perfect casting!) Broad City continues to kill it.
6. Nathan for You
Nathan for You is one of the most creative and clever shows I’ve ever seen, and it’s even more impressive because it could so easily go all wrong. Somehow, while managing to conduct insane social experiments, the joke is almost never on Nathan Fielder’s all-too-willing participants. Instead, the whole thing is like modern art about what people are willing to do when cameras are rolling. They’ll claim to have lost weight using an imaginary exercise program, leave their kid in a box during an orgy (!!!) and will repeatedly say I love you while staring into Nathan’s increasingly emotional eyes. OK, it’s a weird show! But weird in a good way. Trust me.
5. Transparent
The first season was all about Maura (mostly) but the second season of Transparent really delves into the Pfefferman family as a whole. Their dysfunction runs deep and some of their actions are painful to watch, but it’s also a really beautiful show. I wasn’t sure if I liked it at first, but I ended up loving how this season incorporated flashbacks from 1930s Berlin, weaving them into the fabric of the present day. The Pfeffermans have experienced trauma in their lifetimes, but their potentially inherited trauma is also really interesting. Plus, it’s often a darkly funny show, it’s not all trauma all the time.
4. Bojack Horseman
If Bojack Horseman wasn’t a cartoon it would be way too goddamn dark and I would probably just cry through every episode. Fortunately it’s set in an animated world populated by anthropomorphic animals, adding some much needed levity. I did not love the first season, but this second one really caught me by surprise. There was so much good and interesting material about depression and self-destructive tendencies, as Bojack tries desperately and repeatedly fails to positively improve his life. There is also lots of absurdity, like how J.D. Salinger is a character, voiced by Alan Arkin, who creates a gameshow called Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out! Has it become clear yet that I was really into dark comedies this year (every year)?
3. You’re the Worst
Speaking of dark comedies about depression...You’re the Worst evolved this season from a fun twist on the rom com (mostly like a regular rom com except the protagonists are terrible people) into a really compelling look at Gretchen’s depression, and how it starts to affect the people around her, in particular her now live-in boyfriend Jimmy. The show tackled it well by going dark but not TOO dark, and never providing easy answers for really serious issues. It ended up feeling like an accurate depiction of the character’s specific mental illness. Again, also a very funny show, in large part thanks to the antics of Gretchen’s best friend, a newly single Lindsay and Jimmy’s PTSD-stricken roommate Edgar.
2. Fargo
Fargo’s second season proves that anthology-style shows can thrive and even improve - this was such a gem. The whole cast was amazing. My personal fave is Kirsten Dunst as a woman on a mission toward self-enlightenment, but really everyone was perfect. This is such a perfect mix of the Coen brothers’ sensibility, inspired by the eponymous movie, along with a fresh take on a crime show. It’s full of characters who are CHARACTERS, people who feel fully fleshed out with just a few moments of air time. This season of Fargo felt again like an epic battle between good and evil, while also capturing the banality behind a series of increasingly horrific crimes, the result of a meaningless chain reaction that could have easily been avoided. The universe is chaotic and random - that’s my takeaway from this season.
1. The Leftovers
This is a risky choice for my No. 1 pick, but it had to be The Leftovers. I only medium-liked the first season, but again, this one caught me by surprise. I’ve read complaints that the show is pretentious and trying too hard to be deep and philosophical, which I can totally appreciate. Maybe if I had been in a different mood during the months when I watched it I would have felt the same. But for me, this season was perfect, ghosts and purgatory and all. The Leftovers is not a show that offers answers about much of anything, but it does have a lot to say about grief, and how different people deal with that emotion. I can’t begin to explain this show - you kind of just have to watch it yourself if any of this sounds appealing, but I found this season moving and weird and kind of beautiful, and it was my favourite thing I watched in 2015.
Fave TV: 2015 Edition (part 1)
I’m going to do that thing where I try to justify the horrifying amount of television I’ve watched in the last 12 months by making a list of my top 20 favourite shows. OK? OK. Here’s part one, part two will follow tomorrow.
20. Jane the Virgin
Jane the Virgin is the best, funniest, sweetest homage to the telenovela format that I have ever seen. Plus it is in general a very funny and sweet show, aside from the whole telenovela thing. The most important part is the excellent ensemble cast that manages to sell the non-stop ridiculous drama.
19. Master of None
On the one hand it seems like there is a lot of pop culture about Dating in Modern Times but on the other hand Master of None is pretty great and funny! I especially loved the episodes from Aziz Ansari’s specific perspective as the son of immigrant parents working as an actor in America. Specificity is always best.
18. Difficult People
Thank god Hulu exists because now Billy Eichner and Julie Klausner have a show and it’s so damn good. At times Difficult People was a bit painful because they play bffs who hate everything and like, I kind of hate everything? But they are so much funnier than me? But whatever, I could watch Billy and Julie make fun of everyone around them all day.
17. Another Period
Another Period is basically just Downton Abbey meets a Kardashian show of some variety and it is perfect. Just a really raunchy, wacky parody created by Riki Lindhome and Natasha Leggero, what’s not to love?
16. Jessica Jones
At first I was like NOPE with regards to the villain’s superpower on Jessica Jones because it is legit terrifying and rapey but as it went on and Jessica took more control over the situation I really loved it. It’s really a fine balancing act; this show is super dark but also very entertaining AND it tells a compelling story about a strong (ha, literally) woman with PTSD. Bonus: Krysten Ritter is THE BEST.
15. Better Call Saul
This is one of those shows that I feel will improve over time (I probably think that because Breaking Bad), but Better Call Saul had a very solid first season. It’s not easy to pull off a spinoff with such a different tone, but I think this show is handling it well. I’m rooting for Saul even when he’s a total sad sack, and I’m excited for more of his crazy misadventures.
14. Review
After the depths of season one, I wasn’t sure Review could get darker, but IT DID. Way darker. The ongoing downfall of Andy Daly’s character Forrest MacNeil as he sets out to review all of life’s experiences has been insane to watch. Sure there has been tragedy and death along the way, but I think we learned a series of valuable life lessons too! Maybe? It’s definitely been a wild ride.
13. Inside Amy Schumer
I think Amy Schumer is a treasure, but even if you disagree, her episode-long parody of 12 Angry Men (centred on whether Amy is hot enough to be on television) belongs on every end of year best of list. This season also had sketches like Last Fuckable Day with Julia Louis Dreyfus, Patricia Arquette and Tina Fey, and that amazing Friday Night Lights bit. So good.
12. Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty is batshit crazy in the best way possible. In its second season it continued to take on sci-fi tropes and subvert them in delightful ways. Like you know that thing where a singular entity takes over the residents of an entire planet? It’s like that, except an eccentric old scientist is dating the entity! Or like, that thing where they introduce a new character in an episode only to immediately kill them off? What if they did that but with like 1,000 characters and they kill off all of them? Bet you never thought of that! Rick and Morty did!
11. Mr. Robot
I will admit that parts of Mr. Robot were predictable, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t love every minute of it. Rami Malek is basically the cutest antisocial hacker ever, the whole show is very fun and Christian Slater is also great. I would highly recommend it if you’re looking for something to binge-watch over the course of a weekend.
Some cross stitches from the last few months. #crossstitch #youaremysunshine #theoffice #cats #buffythevampireslayer
THESE ARE MY GIFTS!!! #thecraft #nancydowns #halloween #manon
#TBT to that time my Halloween costume perfectly encapsulated my personality (Anxiety Girl, duh).
Planning to spend the rest of the winter cross stitching ironic phrases and Mean Girls quotes in case you were wondering. #crossstitch #MeanGirls
Alex's Favourite TV Shows of 2014 (Part Two)
Omg top 10! My favourite shows of the year! IT’S ALL HAPPENING! This was super hard - I considered doing a top 30 so I could include other shows I enjoyed in 2014 like Key & Peele, The Leftovers, The Affair and Bob’s Burgers but then I decided things were escalating. So here we are.
10. Louie. I think people either loved or hated this season, which I understand because it was a very weird season but I absolutely loved it. After taking a one-year hiatus, Louis CK returned with this beautiful, strange season that included mini-arcs that carried out over a few episodes. It was funny, but it was also very dark, and I thought he did a good job of focusing in on the character’s relationships with women - his ex-wife, daughters, girlfriends, etc. - and exploring them in new and interesting ways.
9. The Americans. On the one hand, this is a show about undercover Russian spies living as a suburban American couple during the ’80s and sometimes it stretches credulity. But on the other hand, it’s an exciting thriller with excellent acting from both Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys. Beyond the whole spy thriller aspect (and a superb collection of wigs), The Americans sets itself apart by exploring an unconventional partnership and family.
8. Rick and Morty. This show is like Back to the Future except so, so dark - Rick is an alcoholic scientist who forces his anxious grandson Morty to participate in his wacky sci-fi adventures with mostly horrifying results. It’s hard to fully describe how clever and bizarre this show is without experiencing it, but it tackles everything from alternate dimensions to evil aliens in a way that’s hilarious and often surprisingly heartfelt. I think I like Rick and Morty so much because it often knowingly references other material, only to quickly jump past the same old tropes to new, disturbing ideas.
7. You’re the Worst. This is like, the millenial rom com I didn’t know I needed until it came to exist. It’s about a narcissistic man named Jimmy and a mess of a woman named Gretchen who meet at a wedding and have what’s supposed to be a one-night stand. They somehow find themselves in a relationship despite their hatred of relationships. And people. And love. And normalcy. Honestly writing this out it sounds dreadful but somehow it isn’t! Gretchen and Jimmy also each have a self-aware sidekick best friend character to round out the dynamic. All the characters are forced to confront their many issues from time to time, which can actually be interesting, but more importantly it’s a genuinely funny show.
6. Mad Men. I think I’m a bit complacent about Mad Men now that it’s been on for seven (six-and-a-half?) seasons, but it’s for sure one of the best things on television and the first half of the final season was no exception. It kind of felt like the characters lost a lot during those seven episodes - marriages ended, daughters ran off to communes, beloved copywriters developed severe mental illness. It felt like a set up for the final episodes in 2015, but it was a very good and very compelling set up.
5. True Detective. True Detective is a tough one because I certainly enjoyed watching it every week and seeing the mystery unfold as detectives Rust Cohle and Marty Hart investigated the Yellow King. Like everyone else in the world, I was especially into Matthew McConaughey’s endlessly quotable character. But after seeing it all play out I felt less enamoured with the season as a whole. It felt somehow dissatisfying, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but I’m not sure how well it holds up when it’s all out there. Still, True Detective deserves recognition if only for the first four episodes, which created a wonderfully sinister atmosphere and made it seem like just about anything could happen next.
4. The Comeback. It has been both a painful and beautiful experience, witnessing the return of Valerie Cherish. Nine years ago The Comeback was a mostly ignored show on HBO about a washed up former sitcom star played by Lisa Kudrow who attempts and mostly fails to get back in the spotlight. This second season in 2014 picks up nearly a decade later, following Valerie under the guise of a reality show as she lands a role on a gritty HBO show, confronts skeletons from her past and risks her marriage for her career. The Comeback is often uncomfortable to watch because Valerie is a fully-realized, complicated character. There’s also the fact that she knows how she wants to be publicly portrayed, but there’s a disconnect between that persona and her actual self. Apparently no one’s really watching the second season either, which is insane because it’s been so incredible. Yes it’s cringeworthy (I kind of hate that term, but it applies) but it’s also completely worthwhile. I haven’t seen the finale yet because it airs tonight, but I really want all of Valerie’s hopes and dreams to come true, even though I realize that might not happen.
3. Fargo. A TV show based on the movie Fargo could easily have gone awry, but somehow this first season of the show was just about perfect. The cast was excellent - most notably Allison Tolman as a small-town cop who steps up her detective game to doggedly investigate a murder and follow her intuition. We also got Martin Freeman as the most weaselly, hateful little antihero ever, and Billy Bob Thornton as a force of pure chaotic evil. The connections to the source material are there, through both the characters and the ice cold atmosphere, but Fargo the television show is its own delightful thing, humorous and dark and a joy to watch.
2. Broad City. I love a show about female friendships and this one is kind of the best ever. Co-creators and stars Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer play versions of themselves in this Amy Poehler-produced show based on their existing web series. The premise is simple enough - Abbi and Ilana are two 20-something New Yorkers and best friends working shitty jobs, making questionable life choices and getting into all kinds of pathetic, gross misadventures. No matter what else is going on in their lives, their friendship is the core of the series, and it’s a beautiful thing. As they suffer through a range of indignities, from disgusting roommates to the difficulties of transporting weed across the city, they always support each other. At its surface I know this sounds like a show that only other 20-something women will enjoy, and I may be biased as a 20-something woman, but I swear, it’s the funniest thing on television and anyone who likes things that are awesome and hilarious should get on board with this show.
1. Transparent. OK, this one, I admit, may not have such broad (heh) appeal, but when I think back on the many shows I watched in 2014, Transparent is the one that really stands out. Starring Jeffrey Tambour as the patriarch of a dysfunctional, broken family, the show follows his journey as, after years of hiding, he comes out to his grown children as Maura, a transgender woman. It’s also about the many issues of his children, played by Gaby Hoffman, Jay Duplass and Amy Landecker, each of whom suffer from some version of arrested development. This family is a mess, their lives are in shambles, but the show examines subjects like gender identity in a way that’s funny, enlightening and painful, sometimes all at once. Transparent is at times a difficult and sad show, but it’s tempered with emotional resonance that makes it worthwhile and, in my opinion, the best show of 2014.
Alex's favourite TV shows of 2014 (Part One)
I watched a lot of television in 2014 so now here is a list of the shows I liked the most, complete with gifs. I did not watch some of the shows that made a lot of end of year lists, like Hannibal (gross), Game of Thrones (gross) or The Good Wife (gross) (jk). I am dividing this into two posts because I can only find so many gifs in one day. OK, here we go.
20. Orphan Black. It wasn't as great as the first season, and it feels like a lot of unnecessarily complicated threads were introduced, but Tatiana Maslany is just so amazing, she is the greatest at playing clones. THE BEST.
19. New Girl. OK, season three was kind of annoying because of all the focus on Nick and Jess's relationship, but the first half of season four has been killing it! New Girl is really working as a wacky ensemble comedy. It even feels like they've been making Winston into a more fleshed out character lately. (But Nick Miller will always be my favourite.)
18. Looking. I feel like no one is talking about this show, but I liked it! The main character is very grating but that's mostly on purpose. It's basically a gay HBO rom com and I enjoyed it a lot.
17. Girls. I continue to like Girls even though I would throttle each and every character if I knew them irl. It's still working for me, and I'm excited for the new season.
16. Veep. I never get tired of the creativity this show brings to the art of cursing. I also assume that the desperate, petty antics of Selina Meyer and her staff are an accurate portrayal of real life politics.
15. Review. Review tells the story of a man who ruins his life by taking on the challenge of reviewing life experiences. Simple, weird and so funny and dark.
14. Orange is the New Black. I didn't like it as much as season one (I missed Alex!) but this was still an excellent season of a show that tells stories about women we don't get to see very often on television.
13. Inside Amy Schumer. Oh my god, Amy Schumer is so funny and I feel like I relate to this show way more than I maybe should. She just really gets what women are weird and insecure about and manages to subvert it and make it hilarious. This year it really hit its stride and I loved every episode.
12. Rectify. In its second season, this slow-moving drama continued to explore life after death row for Daniel Holden and his family, and it was all very sad and moving and always compelling.
11. Nathan For You. If you revel in the discomfort of others (I know I do!) you'll love this show. On Nathan For You, Nathan Fielder plays an extra socially awkward version of himself who approaches real businesses with terrible but creative ideas. The businesses do not realize this is a comedy show. The results are both horrendous and beautiful to behold.
Aren't you just DYING to know my top 10? Well don't worry, I will probably do that tomorrow or something. STAY TUNED!
Super traditional Christmas Eve with Bad Feminist and a margarita.
Part of my new series #SkeletonSelfies! For realsies, what animal is this??
My dad used Amazon for the first time
My dad called me tonight and said he needed to share an anecdote with me. He actually used the word anecdote, which I found weird, but whatever.
"I wanted to get this book, but I decided to do what the kids do," he said.
"Oh, sure...what do the kids do?"
"Well I went on Amazon.com [he literally said Amazon dot com] and the book was 50 per cent off! So I ordered it last week and a few days later I got a package in the mail, but I could tell right away it was not a book, so I opened it and - guess what it was."
"Uhhhh."
"Twenty-five pregnancy test strips!"
*Brief pause as I laughed hysterically for like, two full minutes*
"Dad, did you accidentally order 25 pregnancy test strips from Amazon?"
"No! Why would I order pregnancy test strips? The book I ordered doesn't even have the word pregnancy in it. For a second I thought Mom ordered them!"
"Oh my god."
"Anyway, I called them and they said I can keep five pregnancy test strips. No, I'm sending them all back and they're sending me the book."
"Well I'm sorry your first Amazon experience was so stressful."
"Yeah, next time I'm going to the goddamn bookstore."
Perfect deterioration.
That time when I totally failed at the Secret
That time when I totally failed at the Secret
I’ve been putting off this post because I was clinging to the faint hope that it wasn’t too late to get back on track and Secret my way to cash/happiness/etc., but I have to admit defeat. I just can’t do it! I can’t mindlessly think positively with the goal of manifesting shit that I want, even if I really want that shit, like, a lot. I’m always going to be kind of negative and cynical and…
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Secret challenges
I’ve been TRYING to do the Secret for a month now, and I have to honest: it’s exhausting. I’m exhausted. Thinking positively does not come naturally for me, it turns out, and I’m worn out. But on the bright side, it is working…sort of.
The last couple of weeks were pretty good - it was my birthday, I had two days off work for Easter and I spent some time hanging out at my parents’ cottage, which…
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Yeah, I'm gonna get real weird about jellyfish I think.