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make your own happiness with blackjack and hookers.

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

[fordarkmornings]

Compilation: Love between women as allegories in art throughout history

Italy Grateful to France. Vincenzo Vela, ca. 1862. France receives a kiss from a liberated Italy, whose broken chains lie at her feet.

Italy and Germany. Johann Friedrich Overbeck, 1828.

Peace and Justice. Attributed to Ciro Ferri, 1600s. 

Charity and Justice. Rosalba Carriera, 1730s. 

[neyhaz]

things you dont learn at school:

oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration

[funnylime]

[bluelivesaintshit]

“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

So did Oscar Wilde

[fakehistory]

The Fuhrerbunker (1945)

[fakehistory]

Destruction of Pompeii, 79 A.D.

[alexferrero]

the kane chronicles are way underrated man, those two are the best siblings and its so well written my two beans deserve more attention

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it

[pyrlspite]

reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags

[gordons-moved]

I don’t have friends

[jumex]

Im not even alive im just collecting data

[pancakeke]

[skygenders]

UNFOLLOWING BECAUSE YOURE A FUCKING DICK TO THE SUPERWHOLOCK FANDOM I HATE YOU AND I WILL FUCKIGN KILL YOU. FYI, IM NOT A FUCKIGN 12 Y/O SUPERWHOLOCK BYE

I am so terrified holy shit, you’re going to kill me, oh my god better pray to Jesus.

[butbyfall]

netflix posters - the tapestry

[softpluto]

i wish my life was a childhood sweethearts slowburn friends to lovers 200k fic

[demidorks]

Zia, meeting Sadie: Why’s she making that funny noise?

Carter: She's English. That's the way they talk.

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like

[butbyfall]

11yo me: im going to name these characters "val" and "grace" i am so subtle

me, now, having to work with these characters: =_=

[leosrequiem]

i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft i wanna play some FUCKING minecraft