normal woman

rory/jesse, 22, she/her/it/its, adults only recommended

[speedlimit15]

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

[butchconstruct]

going to a wedding tomorrow :)

[transcarcinization]

[shopkeeper]

giving my dog the beer that makes it talk

[shopkeeper]

last night we let the dog talk

[ifwecouldbefriends]

[butchconstruct]

yknow what would be fun.... making a backrooms miniature/diorama. i havent even seen the movie yet

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[dragon-in-a-fez]

every time an American says "Legos" my ears spin around and fall off

[dragon-in-a-fez]

for the confused Americans in the replies:

[dragon-in-a-fez]

growing up in Canada (and as far as I know this is also generally how it's used in Europe) we treated "lego" as a collective like "rice" or "water". every time I hear someone say they're "playing with legos" it sounds like "eating a bowl of rices".

[dragon-in-a-fez]

going on the internet and pointing out that Americans are actually the ones doing something weird has had the standard results

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[energyprison]

[chalkrub]

few sheets of reference from recently. ohhh we art fight preppin

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[dogpuppy]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

[pseudomasochist]

You wanna know what's fucked?

Your brain is a 25-watt computer.

Brain is 25% of your energy consumption, you burn about 100 watts of power (about 100 joules per second). You're a 25-watt computer.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I don't like that fact

[pseudomasochist]

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

[debaucheryandexcess]

having a belly outline while wearing a dress is a very beautiful and sexy accessory. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is getting put in the shredder

[butchconstruct]

someone called me chris today bruh i just remembered that