Nerf this diack

I'm tired 100% of the time, and my memes are more stale than two week old bread sitting on a counter.

[lesbian-loki]

I am fluent

[inevitablyuncertain]

[siderealsandman]

Unacceptable Careers for Toph

Cop

Acceptable Careers for Toph

Rich layabout living off her parents’ inherited money

Vigilante who uses her parents’ enormous wealth to fight actual criminals 

Fire Lord Zuko’s Anger Translator

Diogones-esque philosopher (kind of what she eventually became)

Pro-bending champion turned aging, grizzled mentor to future pro-benders

Badger mole breeder (nobody wants them bred but that has never stopped Toph from doing anything)

Construction worker 

“I saved the world and y’all expect me to have a career too?? Nah, fuck that, I’ll take my hero pension from the Fire Nation thank you very much”

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

YOOOOOOO 😦

[yournewapartment]

Whoever had “Dyatlov Pass Incident Solved Using Frozen” on their Bingo card...

[glitterweave]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I….excuse me???

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

just dmed this to 8 people because I hate them 

[memest-patron-demon-of-bad-idea]

putting this on my dash is a hate crime

[weaver-z]

[mirror-2-mirror]

I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Naughty Wilbur

[thedurvin]

Hacked Instacart to find the forbidden flavors

[randomitemdrop]

Item: alternate universe Coca Cola flavors from your local multiversal supermarket

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

[satrialespork]

[bumpdungus]

where is he traveling

[memewhore]

[disgustinganimals]

you can’t fool me i know where cats come from

[animalwoonz]

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

[alaimo]

Is that…… them

[interruptingkau]

I'm cryign

[omghotmemes]

Thx for making me laugh

[sketchdeath]

why do cats have an extra bean on their wrist... what is if for..

[sketchdeath]

cutting edge cat technologies

[baddielabelle]

its the drift button

[40ouncesandamule]

anti-lock beans

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[newtonpermetersquare]

why have i been disgraced

[probablyasocialecologist]

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

[xwxda-m1n3n-g035-nyahxwx]

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

[unculture]

theyre not used to being noticed…..