Jesus Died For Your Christmas Fun

they can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are quite a bit dicier || 28 || ace

[knightwithahundredkings]

Went to an Oedipus Rex adaption today and my friends were debating whether the Oedipus/Jocasta age gap was problematic. Like guys…I think their relationship has bigger issues

[homeiswhere-thephobicis]

[rkfisherphotography]

Sandhill Cranes in the fog

[apjvff]

if you were a mouse, these will be the dinosaurs…

[sideofcolumbo]

[beesmygod]

theres a guy who got permabanned from the elden ring subreddit for self promotion for posting too many videos of him no-hit parrying various enemies and bosses but after every successful parry he turns and looks at the camera. and bc hes always wearing the albinauric mask its like:

⚔️ BWOOM

👽

⚔️ BWOOM

thank you downtown_drink1594. i thought it was funny

[galaxywarp]

obsessed w this fucking tweet

[firstcow]

when we drive in your car i'm your baby

[forlorngarden]

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

[snapscube]

can u move things with ur mind?

yeah but only if i use my hands

[lilypadmew]

ケーシィ

危険が迫るとテレポートしてしまうので、見つけても捕獲できない場合が多い。

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[pukicho]

Is it true you are the one causing climate change?

Yeah. But it’s fine because I’m bored.

[pukicho]

Stop calling me taylor swift

[cator99]

what advice would you give to someone who just turned 20?

turn 30

[shitcompactor-deactivated202012]

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest tweet of the entire year

[faxcollector]

the great thing about the pitt is that it's a show of infinite nuance where every character has moments in the right and in the wrong and no one is irredeemable but also no one is unassailable. the terrible thing about the pitt is that you have to watch people raised by the bad faith no nuance everything-contains-a-moral-failing social media landscape of the 2020s interact with it and enough of that will make you want to join robby and abbot on the roof

[faxcollector]

I was joking a little bit here, but imo the most unsettling aspect of the discourse surrounding the pitt is that there seem to be a not-insignificant number of viewers who see a character do something not good (i.e. lose their temper, express bias towards a patient or colleague, abuse substances, react emotionally to a situation that requires logic) and decide that one failure or a series of related failures makes that character irredeemable as a person

there is ofc a natural impulse to be like well it doesn't actually matter because it's fiction, except for the particular attitude I'm talking about aligns strongly with a view I've seen a lot online, especially among younger people, that one moment of moral failing means that a person is Bad and that they will be Bad Forever and there is nothing that person can possibly do to redeem themselves. the social media panopticon has fried our brains and we have to remember that fucking up once, or even fucking up a bunch of times, does not mean that a person is incapable of improvement or not worthy of empathy in the meantime

at the risk of sounding overly sincere, the pitt asks us to believe in the complexity of each person and everyone's ability to improve with care and patience and decency. to watch the show in the opposite spirit is to miss the point entirely

[marisatomay]

It’s awesome when a grown adult clearly just did not like a movie but instead of saying that they start pretending like they don’t know what a protagonist is and how they function within a story or some shit equivalent. Doing gymnastics to make yourself look like a total moron to avoid saying “I didn’t like it.”

[oneheadtoanother]