plants are super gay

ace trainer • 30’s • she/her tumblr’s most sincere shitposter since 1925

[butchleafeon]

🌿 sup nerds 🌱

hello & welcome to my chaos blog! i’m Fern - dorky dyke in her early 30’s, lover girl, tree hugger, workout rat, & professional animal nerd.

quickly, a few house rules:

- men DNI

- minors DNI

- TERFs DNI and hurl yourselves into the sun

- asks OPEN

- DMs OPEN (moots only)

faq’s:

- ofos butch lesbian

- white jewish cis woman

- there are limited faceless #ootd pictures of me on here

- yes we can be moots if you’re chill

- desperately in love with @femmeespeon 💜

- boston vs. everyone

pro-tips:

- block #rambling if my personal posts bug you

- racists, zionists, queerphobes and haters ain’t welcome

- i don’t share fundraiser posts (sorry)

- ageless blogs are blocked on sight

- please don’t flirt with me - not interested, I will block you, and my girlfriend knows how to fight

[vexheart]

[karvina]

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

[freezedriedrose]

you fool. that's pinball

[butchleafeon]

comfy cozy adventures in the cold with the cutest coolest woman i know

[depsidase]

[enki2]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[weantuniverse]

[heroesofdigitalrock]

Doug Sneyd for Playboy

[enbybutchbf]

hi so if you want a loser butch, that’s a hopeless romantic, that’ll carry your bags, would cook for you and shower you with affection, pls reach out to me first because i’m lowkey shy around pretty girls….anyways

[transfagism]

starting a collection of whatever this is

[maivenaverse]

spending all night hunting for every single freckle on your body just to give each one a big tender smooch

[c-kiddo]

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

[dreamcastomatic]

Feeling of Gaze

[littlelesbianraccoonguy]

“Are you wuh luh wuh? 🥺”

Bitch I’m a dyke

[melonsodaprincess]

butches when they smell their femmes 🙈

[muppetshow2026]

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

[excitementshewrote]