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@butchowl
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
Kyojuro? U have no choice but to fuck him in the middle of the woods or when no one else is on the property, cuz this bitch is so fucking loud bro. He moans, he screams, he sighs, he pants, he begs.
And his stamina is something to behold dude. If you told him to ride you til he couldn't anymore, you'd be there for hours, maybe days. You definitely tap out first, unless you grab his cock, suck his nipple & overstim him til he passes out.
But he looks so pretty though! Long hair bouncing around his shoulders, teary eyes, a desperate/pleasurable expression, his bare chest rising & falling rapidly. He's already cum so many times now, he's trembling all over, especially his legs as they work to move him up & down your cock, he feels so weak he almost wants to stop but it feels so so good & you told him to keep going til he couldn’t, so he won’t.
You can choose to be merciful, by being merciless. Flip him onto his back, pin him down and fuck him. He’ll see stars right before he passes out, happy & satisfied. Next day he’ll be a bit sore & his legs still feel weak, but that’s fine cuz you’ve decided he’s taking the day off to get pampered by you.
- 🦇 (spent way too long writing this, forgive my dramatic, horny ass)
... I combusted. I started rolling. I. This is art, this is amazing and this is perfect. Thank You.
Could u please please do a sub!rengoku being pegged in a public shower w the other hasiras in it 🤭🤭
cw: gn!reader, sex in public
“quiet, kyo,” you shushed, your fingers shoved deep enough in his mouth to nearly gag him. “wouldn’t want everyone finding out you’re a slut, hm?” the sound of the running water drowned out the soft, wet slaps of flesh fucking flesh, as well as rengoku’s soft whines.
worm gf 🪱
getting to know you
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
its very symbolic to me that daryl lost rick and "wing" at the same time. and judith returned it. they are his family forever 💔
Y/N: would you love me if I was a worm
Daryl: why would i love a worm
. . .
Y/N: (hours later) *sighs loudly*
Rick: what's wrong y/n
Y/N: daryl said he doesn't love me
Daryl: AS A FUCKING WORM
THE WALKING DEAD 3.01
Do you make goats out of your pretzels
Yes
What the hell
It’s easier said than done it’s like a 50/50 shot if it crumbles to dust or not during the process
This is like discovering an ancient folk art form you'd never heard of
DAY ONE. FIRST TIME?
ft. gojo satoru — jujutsu kaisen (呪術廻戦)
your boyfriend gojo satoru is convinced you’ll never be able to knock him off of the pedestal he stands on. saying he’ll always be the one to fuck you good and straight, that you’ll never one up him. maybe it’s time to show him that he’s not always right.
ruling. nsfw — mature content
content warnings. dom! gn! reader, first time sub! gojo, anal penetration / pegging, fingering, overstimulation, bratty gojo, slight dacryphilia, dumbification themes, hair pulling, spit as lube, established relationship, plot before porn
an. this came out way too long. anyways hope y’all enjoy day 1, some of the kinks listed on the ml did not make the cut bcs the fic would take 80 years to read and the intro is already cutting into my lifetime. also not proofread. anyways enjoy fucking gojo!!
kinktober 2023 masterlist
⇝𝓑𝓮𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓷𝓴’𝓼 𝓭𝓸𝓸𝓻𝓼⇜
anon asked: Soo I saw you take requests even for npc's so I figured I'd shoot my shot or whatever though I know you have a lot of asks so if this stresses you out don't worry about it but the fatui pyro agents? The fucker with the fire knives? Yeah that bitch? I firmly belive someone should fuck him till he crys and begs to cum
characters: sub!fatui agent x nb!dom!reader
warnings: overstimulation, orgasm denial, begging, dacryphillia, “master” kink, hair pulling, exhibitionism, degrading, size kink, dumbification, creampie, cock can be interpreted as a strap on!
notes: nobu back in her horny era! on today’s post we have, fucking an npc stupid! repost bc tumblr can’t win against me
nsfw sub!scaramouche + gn!reader, cock can be referred to as a strap, cockwhore scara <3
thinking about scara becoming so cock drunk that he completely loses himself and all his pride.
mdni. trans!scara x gn!reader with a dick. videotaping, creampie, masturbation, reader is asleep beside him while he fingers himself. this is all consensual.
the morning after, he’s captivated by the video. eyes glued to the screen held close to his face. he’s turned away from your sleeping form, earbuds plugged in his ears, and his phone on low brightness and volume. despite you having been the one to take it, he’s somehow embarrassed to be caught watching. you’re fucking him slow, the slick sound of himself echoing in his ears, wet from the rounds you’d coaxed him through with your tongue. a blush creeps down his neck, body hot at the sight of your hips flush against him, filling him to the hilt. with the stutter of your thrusts, the camerawork becomes a little shaky. his ears catch the sound of the wanton cries from his lips, his hands reaching out to claw at the sheets. “inside, inside, please, inside,” video-scara repeats his plea like a mantra. morning-scara rubs his thighs together, swallowing hard. “of course, baby,” you say through the screen, breathless and airy. scara shivers from the sound, almost jealous of himself. when you finish, you don’t pull out. he watches the way he mindlessly wraps his legs around your waist, keeping you inside him as he gasps through his own orgasm, moaning your name. and the aftermath, the zoom-in of the camera… the teasing, low laugh at the sight of scara spreading his legs. scara throbs at the sight of your cum dripping out of him, and he covers his mouth with his hand, trying not to whine. he knew what it felt like and now he knew what it looked like. it was sinful, the extent of his debauchery. flushed, red skin glistening with sweat, a voice high and raw from the way you worked it, and the dumb pleasure in his eyes… staring up at you like you put the stars in the sky. to see himself vulnerable like that… to know that you’ve seen and will see him like that… he sucks on his fingers, dropping the phone beside his face and rewinding the video to the beginning. he slips a hand under the sheets to drag his boxers down and touch himself to the sound of his own moans. you’re still asleep beside him, caught in a serene dream while he tries his best not to whimper your name… to wake you up and get you to help. shoving a finger inside himself, he’s embarrassed by the way his slick drips between his thighs. hot and wet, he curls the finger inside him before slipping in another. then, he’s fucking himself. he bites down on his free hand, eyes glancing at the screen to catch the sight of your dick sliding in and out of him. tears prick at the corners of his eyes. his mind feels fuzzy. his body’s on fire. and you’re asleep. he can’t help but let a whine break the quiet morning air, his fingers sliding in and out of himself in tandem with the video. you still don’t rouse. the video fills his ears with the sound of your laugh once more, and in desperation, his other hand snakes down to rub circles into his clit. it sends him over the edge, milking his fingers as he watches cum drip from his pussy through the phone screen. scara slaps a hand over his mouth to muffle his low moans, shutting his eyes tight to ride his high, rutting his hips into his fingers. he shudders, catching his breath, and tossing his head to the side as he slips out of himself to see you still asleep. his eyebrows press together in frustration, but shame catches up to him a second later. his cheeks warm with embarrassment. god, maybe he’s worse than you. he’s insatiable.
XIAO + DACRYPHILLIA
a/n: welcome everyone to ~kinktober~ hope you all enjoy the beginning of my no doubt endless cycle of being horny and in the halloween mood
WARNINGS: gn!reader, dom!reader, sub!xiao, dacryphillia (crying during sex), edging, anal sex, riding, handjobs, pet names, teasing, xiao has a small cock
Oh how he hates you. Xiao absolutely despises how much you have him trained to do whatever you say without a hint of protest. How easy it is for you to have tears streaming down his face. Even as he’s straddling your waist with you laying underneath him it’s so painfully obvious that you told him to sit there.
This is humiliating, him, a yaksha! Left at your mercy without any thought of disagreement.
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