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@butlerpennyworth
Alfred Pennyworth, at your service.
Proud and humble servant of Gotham's Wayne Family.
Might I offer you a spot of tea?
Age: I fail to see how that would be relevant.
Pronouns: He/Him.
Likes: Tea in the garden, baking, mending stuffed animals, Alfred the cat (when he's not tearing the upholstery), hearing laughter within the manor.
Dislikes: Dusting the chandeliers, mud trailed inside the house, excessive swearing, yelling & infighting.
Hey alfred have you heard that there is gonna be a irl freddy fazbears in New Jersey? What do you think about that? Would you go to it? Should I go to it? (I barely go out so I kinda wanna socialize more lol)
Hello again, Miss Ava.
I have, in fact, heard about the Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria opening in New Jersey. Master Damian and Miss Brown have already made plans to visit. I know bits and pieces about Five Nights at Freddy's thanks to those two.
I don't have too much of an interest in the franchise to visit myself, but if you're interested, you should most definitely try to go for a visit. By indulging in mutual interests, I'm sure it would be easy for you to strike up a conversation and make new acquaintances.
Regards, Alfred Pennyworth
OOC thing:
Let Alfred loose! Let him interact with a wild variety of other blogs and have and generate crazy lore. You already said he may be OOC. Let him loose and have fun!
// I appreciate you sm anon, but I think if you knew all the writing I have to complete, you might pass away...! Plus, I am lowkey employed and have to lock in for university AAAAA
OMG, I haven't noticed you answered my anon ask! Yeah, no I get being busy, but you had somewhere you wanted some advice. And I decided to give some.
// OHHHH yes on my intro post I'm sure! My neurodivergent ass just wants to get as much right as possible, but I have started to learn to trust myself a little more and have more fun with canon character muses. Thank you for the advice!
Hi alfred. My name is ava aka icu.angel and do you got any good simple recipe recs? Literally all I eat is ramen and baked potatoes and I wanna change it up a bit
-ava
Greetings, Ava.
It would be my great honor and pleasure to share with you a few quick and easy recipes.
One recipe that could be considered "fancy" but is actually quite simple to make is steak au poivre. All you truly need is a lean cut of beef, cracked peppercorn, and heavy cream. Here's an online recipe you can follow.
Another very easy recipe that never seems to fail me is a rustic pomodoro pasta. All you need is cherry tomatoes, oil, salt, and a pasta of your choosing. Cherry tomatoes are better because they can be transported riper than the larger varieties. You can cover the tomatoes while they cook to preserve some moisture, but always have some pasta water at hand. Recipe here.
Fried rice is an excellent recipe when you're trying to do away with leftovers. Make sure you prep the elements of the fried rice beforehand, as the dish comes together rather quickly. Using leftover rice is recommended. Here is a tutorial video I like to base my fried rice recipe on.
The kitchen is a place of infinite possibilities. I recommend getting curious and seeing what other recipes may pique your interest. As long as you love what you're doing, the effort you put in barely feels like work at all.
OOC thing:
Let Alfred loose! Let him interact with a wild variety of other blogs and have and generate crazy lore. You already said he may be OOC. Let him loose and have fun!
// I appreciate you sm anon, but I think if you knew all the writing I have to complete, you might pass away...! Plus, I am lowkey employed and have to lock in for university AAAAA
Mister Pennyworth
I am regretfully informing you that your expression in your profile picture is still very Debbie Downer. I hope all is well and that the chaos at the manor is manageable.
:[
Theres something soul crushingly lonely about stitching yourself up in your bathroom after a job gone wrong.
Miss Brown...
what? other me is right
Under which premise, Miss Brown...?
Forgive me if I fail to understand the line of thinking that is being employed here.
Theres something soul crushingly lonely about stitching yourself up in your bathroom after a job gone wrong.
Miss Brown...
ACK- ahem, uh, hey Alfred!
…since… when did you get tumblr? hahaha… uh…
…I promise I’m not bleeding out
badly
Hello, Miss Brown.
That's wonderful news to hear. Then I assume, since you're not too terribly injured, you'll have no issue coming by the manor to help me finish off some leftovers from last night's supper?
There should be no problem with that, isn't that right, Miss Brown?
[Alfred is already tracking her on the Batcomputer while he writes to her]
uH- see, I’m preoccupied.
with stuff unrelated to ANY injuries
just… doing… stuff….
Ah, I see.
Of what nature?
Perhaps I can swing by and help free up your time.
[He's packing the leftovers to go as they speak.]
NOPE
its… im uhhhh… SMOKE BOMB
It's amusing to me that you believe that little trick would work, Miss Brown.
I am on the way with beef stew and a sugary drink.
And a proper med kit.
I'll see you soon.
Alf!!! I noticed your...profile looked sad🙁😖
Hello Master Dick,
Do you think so? I thought I made my little space cozy and elegant... Do you have any suggestions?
If you are referring to the lack of content, I do have work and other matters to attend to here at the Manor and with Master Bruce.
I appreciate your concern, Master; it is very kind of you. I hope you are faring well.
I believe Richard meant you looked sad in your profile picture.
Ah, yes, he explained that to me. Thank you, Young Master Damian.
Master Dick remedied that for me. :)
Do you like my new profile image? I think it's quite charming.
Theres something soul crushingly lonely about stitching yourself up in your bathroom after a job gone wrong.
Miss Brown...
ACK- ahem, uh, hey Alfred!
…since… when did you get tumblr? hahaha… uh…
…I promise I’m not bleeding out
badly
Hello, Miss Brown.
That's wonderful news to hear. Then I assume, since you're not too terribly injured, you'll have no issue coming by the manor to help me finish off some leftovers from last night's supper?
There should be no problem with that, isn't that right, Miss Brown?
[Alfred is already tracking her on the Batcomputer while he writes to her]
uH- see, I’m preoccupied.
with stuff unrelated to ANY injuries
just… doing… stuff….
Ah, I see.
Of what nature?
Perhaps I can swing by and help free up your time.
[He's packing the leftovers to go as they speak.]
Theres something soul crushingly lonely about stitching yourself up in your bathroom after a job gone wrong.
Miss Brown...
ACK- ahem, uh, hey Alfred!
…since… when did you get tumblr? hahaha… uh…
…I promise I’m not bleeding out
badly
Hello, Miss Brown.
That's wonderful news to hear. Then I assume, since you're not too terribly injured, you'll have no issue coming by the manor to help me finish off some leftovers from last night's supper?
There should be no problem with that, isn't that right, Miss Brown?
[Alfred is already tracking her on the Batcomputer while he writes to her]
Alf!!! I noticed your...profile looked sad🙁😖
Hello Master Dick,
Do you think so? I thought I made my little space cozy and elegant... Do you have any suggestions?
If you are referring to the lack of content, I do have work and other matters to attend to here at the Manor and with Master Bruce.
I appreciate your concern, Master; it is very kind of you. I hope you are faring well.
Hey alf! Talking about the profile picture🫶🫶
I think I have a good replacement if you're fine with that!
And I'm doing well, I hope you're alright as well?
Ah ha ha, so that's what it was about. I encountered that particular moment captured on one of the security cameras and thought it to be humorous.
But of course I'm open to other suggestions. I'm intrigued to see what you have in mind.
I am doing quite well. I've been missing having a fuller house as of late, but otherwise I am in excellent health.
It's always a pleasure to hear from you and the others.
Alf!!! I noticed your...profile looked sad🙁😖
Hello Master Dick,
Do you think so? I thought I made my little space cozy and elegant... Do you have any suggestions?
If you are referring to the lack of content, I do have work and other matters to attend to here at the Manor and with Master Bruce.
I appreciate your concern, Master; it is very kind of you. I hope you are faring well.
Theres something soul crushingly lonely about stitching yourself up in your bathroom after a job gone wrong.
Miss Brown...
Alfred...killer crock accidentally blew off my arm with a fire work 😭 (
I made the mistake of trusting him with a firework cuz we frends)
I... oh my... shall I call an ambulance? I believe Gotham General has an excellent trauma unit and a talented team of surgeons that should be able to help...
How are you typing after that?
because I'm an animatronic who's been through 10 times worse, like being brutally electrocuted and then beaten :D
....
...Should the hospital also consult an engineer for your healthcare, then?
Probably you might also want to call one for father cuz said arm hit him in the face and now he's not responding
Ah... the ambulance is on its way...
thanks also might want to watch out because the joker is killing British people because it's the 4th of July
Quite...
Alfred...killer crock accidentally blew off my arm with a fire work 😭 (
I made the mistake of trusting him with a firework cuz we frends)
I... oh my... shall I call an ambulance? I believe Gotham General has an excellent trauma unit and a talented team of surgeons that should be able to help...
How are you typing after that?
because I'm an animatronic who's been through 10 times worse, like being brutally electrocuted and then beaten :D
....
...Should the hospital also consult an engineer for your healthcare, then?
Probably you might also want to call one for father cuz said arm hit him in the face and now he's not responding
Ah... the ambulance is on its way...
Alfred...killer crock accidentally blew off my arm with a fire work 😭 (
I made the mistake of trusting him with a firework cuz we frends)
I... oh my... shall I call an ambulance? I believe Gotham General has an excellent trauma unit and a talented team of surgeons that should be able to help...
How are you typing after that?
because I'm an animatronic who's been through 10 times worse, like being brutally electrocuted and then beaten :D
....
...Should the hospital also consult an engineer for your healthcare, then?
