Hi

Hi

[the104yearoldvirgin]

They protecc

They attacc

but most importantly…they brought a snack?

[edwardsvirginity]

Jacob: you guys can’t have sex while you’re human!! he’ll kill you!!!

bella: 

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[theproblematicblogger]

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

[unstumpabledeplorable]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[feminists-against-feminism]

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

[ampersand-prime]

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

[feminists-against-feminism]

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

[theproblematicblogger]

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

The FBI agent watching me is about to be very concerned.. *opens Google and starts typing*

Fidel Castro’s Nipples

[5843902-deactivated20200614]

i wonder if there’s beatles fanfiction

[5843902-deactivated20200614]

nevermind. we need to throw the whole damn internet away

[oldergod-deactivated20191130]

bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

[susiethemoderator]

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

[biglawbear]

RESUME

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[outofcontextarthur]

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[eggusa-deactivated20180302]

[murdershegoat]

i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

[twilightisgaynow]

[booookish-deactivated20220207]

me walking into the theaters to see the new batman movie while wearing a team edward shirt just to piss off men

[pochacco]

life goal simple. u want pretty girl love u and little cat adore u

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[abbelbabbel]

this is such a solid joke omg

[sesh]