xavi

xavi | he/they | 31 | MDNI

[buttdumplin]

✨️ intro post ✨️

🍑 xavi, 30, he/they/el, latine 🇲🇽, queer, scorpio moon

prev nena. gendered terms (girl, brother, babe) are all good to go, they all read gender neutral to me, it's about the expression. in the us, bilingual- you'll see a good amount of spanish and i'm hoping to see more myself. pop by and say hi!

🍑 MINORS DNI OR FOLLOW

please make sure you have an age indicator somewhere easily accessible, otherwise you will be blocked. i do check and go on blocking purges.

🍑 what you'll see

this is a multifandom space, so you'll see lots of different things being reblogged. i'm currently only writing cod, but that is subject to change. i also write with latine!reader in mind, sometimes it is explicit, sometimes it is not. most of my work is now for transmasc!reader, but some of my work also aims to be gender-neutral, so any body specifications will always be tagged at the top.

my masterlist request rules

🍑 tagging

i try to stay pretty on top of my tagging and the cw's at the top of my writing, but please do not hesitate to let me know if i ever miss anything. i won't be upset or mad or scared. what matters to me is that you're able to make informed decisions when you choose to engage.

🍑 about me

i went to school for writing, but this is the first time i do so in almost 3 years, it's nice to get back into it for myself. i've got a sweet little cat son named Lufferto, he loves love and to love, and often pops in on my video calls. i often forget the word "blender" in eng so i call it the "liquidator." the garbage disposal is the "tritrurator." i really love butts, thus the peaches

🍑 non-extensive list of important things

non-negotiable blocks go to: zionists, racists, transphobes, homophobes, misogynists, fatphobes, anyone else driven by hate this is a space for: fat-friendly writing, gender-affirming works, cultural inclusion

[momoboyds]

black women in horror #4: wunmi mosaku as annie in sinners (2025)

[rederiswrites]

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

[jottingprosaist]

Shareholder Profit: War (the casus belli for attacks on workers' rights)

Private Equity: Pestilence (they are parasites that voraciously strip the value out of a healthy business until it withers and dies)

Workforce Optimization: Famine (cutting hours and employees until the business is starved of staff, barely functioning)

Corporate Personhood: Death (a hollow, shambling mockery of a human with rights and needs)

[rederiswrites]

Yeah I can work with that.

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

[ad-wills]

[feyariel]

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[buttdumplin]

Happy new year, my loves ❤️

[rnarccus]

Happy Holidays from orc Santa ❤️

[my patreon]

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

[tinybed]

it’s self care

[spiltspit]

Krampus ghost ♥️💀🎄

[babbyygirrrl]

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr downplay your accomplishments. A job is a job. A car is a car. A house is a house. Dear self, Be proud of yourself and what you have achieved no matter what. You have to build brick by brick.

[the-auguer]

ghost always heard the other recruits complain about how hard it is to please their girls, how difficult they are, and all the other locker room talk. so he figures most of it is bitching but with a kernel of truth in there somewhere, and he’s glad he isn’t dealing with something like that on top of everything. but then he gets his girl and all he can do is scratch his head when he hears it. it’s all just observation and application, innit? like field work but way easier— no guns, no deaths, no mess. his girl has a favorite food, a favorite flower, a favorite kind of little trinket, and it makes her happy when he brings them to her. he keeps a calendar of all the dates she tells him about, like any good soldier would, to plan around or for them. he figures no girl wants to be worrying about her car, so he takes it to the shop and fills it with gas when he can, drives her everywhere while he’s with her. he doesn’t mind wherever they go, but she does so he picks the places and the things she likes and gets rewarded when they get home. her hips buck when he flicks his tongue or curls his fingers a certain way? noted and catalogued for future reference.

and somehow everything he does is right and gets him kisses all over his face, one happy girl calling him “sweet” of all things. this shit is easy and the rest of those muppets don’t deserve their girls.

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

I just think chubby women deserve a gangbang with a bunch of people that are hopelessly in love with her

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

My arms are fat, my belly is fat, my thighs are fat, my ass is fat, and guess what? My heart is fat. It's full of love.

[553580]

getting stuck in an underground bunker during the apocalypse with ghost, only for him to insist on anal-only because he can't risk dividing the rations by three and still have enough supplies to stay alive another ten years

it's either that or you learn to eat babies, love

[probuccalfat]

i’ve been saying “do it scared” but now i gotta actually do it