So let's go get some orange juice.

Call me Obie | 20s | they/them

[crowley-stardust]

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

[zuspaetort]

Leo/Lida Tellmann Parallelen aus DfL & HdS

[floralegia]

Nothing forges stronger bonds than hating the same bullshit fanon thing

[perriaeyjeve]

[heyhoneyfox]

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

[littlequeenoffairyland]

Corporate needs you to find the difference

Vincent Ross und Viola Reusch - there is no difference

Ihre Initialen: VR

Ihr Style: gleiches Ear-Piercing rechts, viel Kajal, gleicher Modegeschmack, gleiche Vorliebe für wilde Muster und schwarze Blazer.

Sie haben beide keine Ahnung von Fußball, ein unerschütterliches Vertrauen in Wiktors Technik-Fähigkeiten und ermitteln prima mit Rogov zusammen.

The same smug smile and attitude!

[maxxie-or-smth]

i know exactly who i am i dont eat i dont sleep im an angel im a public danger im losing my goddamn mind

[y1p-y4pper]

“There is no platonic explination for this” give me a word document and 5 minutes

[mistysblueboxstuff]

a little study piece

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[dearestblake]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[keplercryptids]

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

[casstorff]

i think my main takeaway from tatort is that you should never let a cop use your bathroom

[dragonologist-phd]

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[boah-ej]

KISS HIM YOU FOOL