suicidal f☻☻l

kondraki/duster/adres // 22 // he/him vei/void zip/zap // specially interested in scp foundation and mother 3 and pikmin // number one maretu fan of all time

[gaylittle-goober]

cw: loud

I should not have been given permission to edit these

[butterflykiddo]

i cant be in love and i cant be loved. i thought i could get around the laws of the universe

[butterflykiddo]

i dont even want to try bothering to make anything good again. i just need to sleep for a year

[butterflykiddo]

i'm sorry

[demilypyro]

walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

[maddiethepancake]

[demilypyro]

[intervenesspitefully]

[b0nkcreat]

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

[parasitoidism]

I love his loss animation it makes me laugh every time

[scribz-ag24]

special episode 5

[phantomrose96]

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[cannibalchicken]

[kushblazer666]

[yuriartillery]

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

[embers-braincells]

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

[yuriartillery]

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

[embers-braincells]

oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally

[sentient-tent]

For anyone who needed to see her in motion.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite

[vonbaghager]

Netflix has a lot of nerve crying and screaming and throwing up and having a tantrum about how password sharing is killing their business and making them hemorrhage money and how they're just struggling to stay afloat, then turning around and spending 72 billion dollars trying to become a monopoly by buying fucking Warner Bros

[puniper]

Coining the term realismslop for all games that settle for ultra realism instead of an original/interesting art direction

[nebula-remnants]

have a couple of shit posts because ive been forgetting to post

Company therapist but they dont hire a real one and just force you to talk to the ship

[dogpuppy]

I believe! 🎄🎅✨