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Wholesome healing fun. ((If you'd like to see my blogging continued (after fully enjoying the entirety of this one, ofc), check me out at snicotinebuzz2))

[butterflysage]

Before I go, check out my faves at #fav

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

[fasterfood]

“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.

[domesticoctopi]

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

[westernlariat]

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

[armorgan66]

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

[westernlariat]

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

[akaashikelji]

here come dat weeb!!

o shit konnichiwa

[sonicthehedgegod]

this is it. this is the worst post.

[weavemama]

me finally making it through 2016 knowing that i damn near could’ve died from the mental distress 

[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

[coupscoffee-deactivated20160819]

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”

Me: “Please… I need my… phone”

*opens TUMBLR*

Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

[foodchewer]

single and ready for a pringle 

[susemoji]

that woman you just called fat? it’s the moon. that boy you just called ugly? it’s a bike. that woman you called anorexic? that’s a lamppost. the man you called gay for kissing his boyfriend? its a woman. you need glasses.

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[jubjub05]

Based on this post by @incorrect-owl-house

Ko-Fi requests open

[panthersprite]

we should talk about the fact Luz wears socks to bed but not when shes wearing shoes

girl why

[cookiescr]

Lilith in that one fila cropped hoodie! Thoughts?

[merzbruh]

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep