Someone wrote me soliciting me for sex on here.
Trying to get me to talk to them offline.
Wanting to make me an offer
Sir, this is tumblr and what in Jeffrey Epstein file after file are you doing?
 What in the P. Diddy 1500 bottles of baby oil are you writing me?
 What in the R. Kelly  urination fascination, you believe you can fly and must be high dulu are you spitting at me?
Harvey Weinstein lock me up in a hotel room and ruin my life... Cassie beat me down and enslave me are you asking me right now?
What in the nickelodeon foot fetish Amanda Bynes impregnate me kidnap me are you getting at?
Like what in the take me to Dubai, fuck a goat and shit on me are you trying to do to me?
You’re not welcome here. Here for community and creative expression not for your creep creeper creeped in the deep, Homelamder nazi narcotic induced messages and small scrotum fantasies.
Don’t be a *c##t
