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[i-am-a-fish]

don’t forget to eat some food today!

[princemaker-moving-deactivated2]

I’ll starve to death just to fucking spite you you stupid little carp

[animatedtext]

[sapphetti]

Lilith and Eve by Yuri Klapoukh (1963-)

[newbluesun]

Weyes Blood, Titanic Rising, 2019

[toadschooled]

A Colorado river toad [Bufo alvarius] seriously underestimates his girth. [x]

[frawgs]

look at his little ass

[brainscrewz]

g*d gave me two dirty little hands and i will use both of them 2 hold small animals, eat hot chip, and make rude gestures at authority figures

[kristina100000]

i will use like and literally 10 times in a sentence because im pretty and my meat is huge

[harrywelsh]

when i start a post off with Bro i’m speaking directly to god

[oomshi]

[xeppeli]

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

[better-positive-memes]

[coolpupmom]

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

[notartis]

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

[theunimpairedcondition]

“My battery is low and it’s getting dark.”

Feeling strangely emotional about the demise of Mars Exploration Rover - B, Opportunity.

[cajunsc74]

[rosewarmth-deactivated20201202]

wow come for my neck like that

[slowheart]

is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

[ulibeanzz]

me when it’s time to wash the dishes

[anxietyproblem]

[recentgooglesearches]

angry rude squirrel with an attitude