venti depresso

Charlie | 26 | agender | they/them | actual mother | witch in training | pretty much lup from taz

[jame7t]

just felt you with my feelers. Not interested. DO NOT LAY EGGS IN OR NEAR ME.

[thywanderingknight]

*polishes my sword*

[jame7t]

DO NOT JERK OFF NEAR MY NEST.

[teaboot]

at the combination ikea and taco bell. ordering a blåhaj blast

[muzzlesbian]

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

[sutexii]

ABSOL Print ✦ X

[nipuni]

Some more of these two 😊

A step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon on december 1st!

[cart-a-hearts]

Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show

[sonic06apologist]

I am home from work and I am pooping on the toilet now

[sonic06apologist]

No one taught me how

[lyssatbqh]

let me show you

[lizardsister]

bad post guys

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[bettedavisgf]

My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me

there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake

[everydaylouie]

jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

[a-state-of-bliss]

Ksenia Kahnovich & Viviane Orth @ John Galliano Fall/Wint 2009

[purpleisdebeste]

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

[purpleisdebeste]

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

[purpleisdebeste]

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

[overnightshipping]

[cheddar-baby]

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

[gourdvt]

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

[cheddar-baby]

[cherriielle]

winged 🌿🪽

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Glasses fetish is inherently funny. You have clear plastic and metal over your eyes and now I want to fuck you

[mousegirlheart]

[evilponds]

oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now