Barista: how’s your day going?
Me: oh you’d like to know wouldn’t you….little pig
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@butthut
Barista: how’s your day going?
Me: oh you’d like to know wouldn’t you….little pig
i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually
i think about this too often
ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..
me while my best friend gives birth
great opportunity to sing born this way
honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.
I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that
yea that’s him :/
the four types of enjoyment derived from video games: 1. make number go up
2. make color get big
3. make all the people like me
4. gay
5. be bastard do crimes
Me getting ready for another bout of comic fuckboys jacking it to another Joker movie that tries to paint him as a victim of circumstance and act like hes not a child murderer
Besides Jason . What other kids has he killed?
Since ya wanna act head ass, heres a list
The Joker arguably has the largest single body count of any villain in the DCU. Cheshire, Mongul, Black Adam, and the Secret Society of Supe
Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.
More on this story can be found here
“She said when she reminded the officer of his oath to “protect and serve,” he replied, ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ”
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
Has everybody got that? Does anyone still think any of this bullshit ‘has nothing to do with race’?
why did i put up with shit from teachers playing god in high school. if a college professor tried to stop me from getting up to go to the restroom or get a drink of water i’d literally just say “no”, walk out the door, and go see a movie instead
it is constantly amazing and terrifying to me the amount of propaganda that is necessary in order to sustain capitalism
I'm not saying this to sound so smart and evolved, I'm absolutely including myself in this. I am constantly in awe of how much I have had to unlearn and how much more I need to unlearn. The first time I saw someone criticizing the nuclear family model, I was completely taken aback, and now I fully recognize the ways in which this social family model perpetuates abuse, poverty, and neglect.
And the capitalist class really has us believing that the products we consume have something to say about our identity. It's fucking wild.
The United States is a country that believes that the availability of 27 different types of Oreos is somehow an indication of freedom while people starve to death on the streets and die because they can't afford a medication whose price is artificially inflated.
The idea that someone can earn (and therefore deserves) millions or billions of dollars is absolutely asinine! The myth of the "self-made millionaire" is an outright lie! And yet both are bedrocks of American culture.
transforms into a magical girl but then i just stay inside and play video games but i look really great in the outfit
the trans vibe that emanates from this post has knocked me out of my chair
genuinely thank you for being one of the few to truly understand this post
my parents……..Were Right
if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy
If you put this fucking post on my dash I’ll hunt you down and make you physically eat every hat depicted in it
I almost started scrolling at full speed because I thought it was gonna be the real, 700+ hat response post.
takin a selfie was fuckin complicated back in the day