Buttlord

🙋🙊🙏 they/them or she/her | aro/ace | 12yo | rp | prob mostly reblogs | genuinely just fucking around | minors pls keep in mind I'm 20 tyvm | Info

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

//heya, I've decided to move Buttlord on over to @buttlord-the-newkid bc switching between accounts sucks ass and I hate it 😌 if you wanna interact with them, please do so over there 💖

[stickyfrogs]

The Thumb has been kidnapped again!

This time the ransom is increased! Six Hundred treaties and A Snuggle!

[marshing-on-ic]

@buttlord-the-douchebag​

Frog.... 🐸

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

🐸💚!!

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

DB gingerly reached out with their free hand to help him up, holding the spoon closer so he could reach it without moving too much. They were really just glad this seemed to be working – mixing the medicine in with yogurt was a silly old trick their mom had used when they were too young and stubborn to take their meds normally. They breathed a sigh of relief, petting the hedgehogs head softly to keep him soothed while watching to be sure he ate it all.

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

DB continued to scoop up more yogurt once the spoon was emptied, setting the plastic cup aside once it was all gone. Satisfied with their results, they scooted back on the bed, gently lifting the hedgehog and setting him, still wrapped up, into their lap to help share their body heat.

They were still quite worried about how cold he seemed to be. They considered grabbing their parents hearing pad, but it was likely in their room and they didn't feel like trying to slip in there while they were still arguing.

Instead, they resorted to holding him close, softly petting his head and humming to themselves.

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

😦... 😟

[justmoremuses-deactivated202206]

I guess I don't know you that we'll but you seem nice. Also my house has a whole floor that no one sleeps on anymore. It might be a little haunted or something though, but I think the ghosts are nice. (5 bathrooms on that floor alone. 0 of them covered in piss.)

Also I've never actually been up there, but I think my treehouse is heated and has working plumbing too. I think if you stood on a chair, you could probably step over the broken step.

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

😮! 👻? ... 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽?!

[justmoremuses-deactivated202206]

Well, here's the basic floorplan of the first floor, minus the garage and some of the "secret rooms" that I feel like I probably shouldn't make records of.

But yeah. I mostly stay on the 3rd floor.

I doubt they constructed the treehouse like this too, but I'm pretty sure the home intercom system extends to the treehouse. So, with my actual house, it's all so soundproof that knocking is useless and you have to use the doorbell on the intercom outside of every room.

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

(･o･;) !

[peachykniight]

have a poorly done info sheet for my favorite ginger boy 💚

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

//kinda thinking abt taking up Kyle as a muse tbh

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

😦... 😟

[justmoremuses-deactivated202206]

I guess I don't know you that we'll but you seem nice. Also my house has a whole floor that no one sleeps on anymore. It might be a little haunted or something though, but I think the ghosts are nice. (5 bathrooms on that floor alone. 0 of them covered in piss.)

Also I've never actually been up there, but I think my treehouse is heated and has working plumbing too. I think if you stood on a chair, you could probably step over the broken step.

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

😮! 👻? ... 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽?!

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

DB gingerly reached out with their free hand to help him up, holding the spoon closer so he could reach it without moving too much. They were really just glad this seemed to be working – mixing the medicine in with yogurt was a silly old trick their mom had used when they were too young and stubborn to take their meds normally. They breathed a sigh of relief, petting the hedgehogs head softly to keep him soothed while watching to be sure he ate it all.

[justmoremuses-deactivated202206]

🌼🌻🌸\(.❛ ᴗ ❛ .\) *offers u flowers*

She gasps excitedly! “REALLY? FOR ME??? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!”

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

😊💜! 🌼🌻🌸🌼🌻🌸!!

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

(・–・;)

[luggelerunning]

the best of nature photo

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

(closed starter for @purple-paw-muses (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ )

DB shuffled along the sidewalk, digging the toes of their boots into the snow and kicking it up into the air, watching it rain down around them. They stuffed their hands deep into their pockets, burying their nose in their scarf to fight against the cold.

They were on their way to the pond, despite the still falling snow and chilly wind. It was a desperate attempt to get out of the house, maybe get some peace and quiet. They didn’t want to disturb their friends, not right now, so that didn’t leave many options in South Park. So, sitting by Starks Pond it was.

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

DB pursed their lips, huffing. Okay, that was gonna be a problem. As far as they knew, this was a wild animal. Forcing medicine on them could prove dangerous. How did they handle this before?

...

Okay, right. Leaving the room, they were gone for just a few moments. When they returned, they no longer had the syringe, but a small cup of vanilla yogurt. Scooping some up into a spoon, they dropped back down next to Sonic and held it out to him once more. This worked on them when they were a kid, so maybe it would also work on a small animal...? They really weren't too sure.

[yungcourt]

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

(closed starter for @purple-paw-muses (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ )

DB shuffled along the sidewalk, digging the toes of their boots into the snow and kicking it up into the air, watching it rain down around them. They stuffed their hands deep into their pockets, burying their nose in their scarf to fight against the cold.

They were on their way to the pond, despite the still falling snow and chilly wind. It was a desperate attempt to get out of the house, maybe get some peace and quiet. They didn’t want to disturb their friends, not right now, so that didn’t leave many options in South Park. So, sitting by Starks Pond it was.

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

DB smiled sadly upon seeing how miserable the poor dear was, shaking their head. They set the mixed greens aside, determined to get the medicine administered first and foremost.

Popping open the grape-flavored liquid, they took the small needle-free syringe (one they had used when fostering kittens) and sucked up some of the medicine. They weren't exactly sure how much to use, seeing as how he was a hedgehog but was the size of a cat, so they took their best estimate based on size alone and set the bottle aside.

Sitting down on the bed, moving slowly and keeping their hands in his sight, they held up the medicine and paused. Carefully, they held it out so he could sniff it, deciding it probably wasn't a good plan to force it on him.

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

😦... 😟

[buttlord-the-douchebag]

//DB's the type of kid who goes "yeah I know how to cook" and then sets the kitchen on fire while making toast tbh

[bespeckledbauble]

the Best Day of the year has arrived