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haven’t visited this blog in a hot minute and am now seeing how many people are following this account jeezums y’all were left in the dark lmao

won’t be using this place anymore aside for archive n memories from my obsession with gamer men

#text #if any of y’all remember my handle @/sluttysean from 2016/2017 you da real g

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hey blue :) how are ya :) damn son you gotta nice butt :)

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you can’t escape me

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skldjfkdsakd i love the lil game noises in there. thank u

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its very important that no one forgets that this exists

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bottom ryan top matt?? dunno bro @keenveins

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*thinks about cow!arin* *cries*

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Despite Dan keeping the Sexbang persona during sex, that doesn’t stop the other Grumps from topping him.

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rereblogging this cause i think about it every day

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I’m sorry I’ve just had this idea in my head for a long time and need to get it out so yEAH

-Matt always really gets into his editing, usually putting headphones on to block out the world around him. Mark tries to tell Matt that he doesn’t need to spend so much time editing his videos but Matt will wave him off and continue working.

-Ryan gets jealous of how motivated Matt is with his work, and how he gets so much done so perfectly. Sometimes he wishes he could see Matt get frustrated at his desk just to see the taller mans composure crumble. But everyday when he passes the make-shift office that they have he always sees Matt sitting quietly with his headphones on and getting shit done.

-Mark leaves one day to go and work on a project with the Game Grumps, leaving Matt and Ryan to hold down the fort. Matt says that he’s going to use the free time to catch up with all the videos that he has to finish editing, and Ryan decides to start working on the outlines of some new skits.

-He spends more time watching Matt get work done rather than trying to start his own task, hoping that he’ll see a flash of frustration cross his partners face, but an hour goes by and the most Matt has done with his face is struggle to get something out of his eye.

-Curiosity killing him, Ryan gets out of his chair and takes the 3 steps that brings him over to Matt. His shadow falls across Matts keyboard and the skinny male looks up from his work and pulls his headphones off.

-“What’s up, Ryan?”

-“How do you do it? I can barely go five minutes into editing footage before losing my shit over these temperamental programs. Don’t they piss you off?”

-“Some of us are just better at keeping cool. Also, it helps to be smarter than the equipment you’re working with.”

-Matt laughs as Ryan flips him off and turns back to his work, leaving Ryan to pout by himself.

-He’s about to go back over to his desk, but then Ryan gets an evil idea to watch Matt crumble. And he knows the smaller man will never back down from a challenge. Turning back around, he grabs Matts chair and spins him so they’re facing each other. Matt (thankfully) looks at least a little surprised by the action.

-”So I was thinking… I’ve got a challenge that you, probably, won’t be able to win.”

-”Oh yeah? Please enlighten me, Ryan about this challenge of yours.”

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Ross has a cute slappable butt, apparently

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Matt was psyched about their newest sketch. They had been planning it out for awhile, Matt being the one to make the basic outline of it while Ryan and Mark helped him flesh it out.

Now it was time to actually film it, and Matt never imagined he’d be so turned on by a fucking fake uniform.

Ryan was having a blast in costume, strutting around, acting like a tough guy, and Matt hated to admit that it was somewhat endearing. He tried to keep his mind focused on the skit and the innocent thoughts, but that outfit…

“Ready to start filming?” Matt jumped at the sound of Mark’s voice next to him. He turned to face the smaller man and gave him a thumbs up.

“Yeah, I’m ready if you guys are.”

“Great! Then lets get this started.”

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They had to re-film the scene where Ryan pressed Matt against a wall 4 different times before they finally got it right, due to the fact that Matt would lose his composure every time Ryan got up in his face. But after a few runs, they finally got it, and they managed to get through the first half of the skit with no other problems.

Matt was thankful when they finally called it a day and started putting things away. He desperately wanted to get out of the sun, sit down, and groan for the rest of his life. Ryan had been teasing him ever since the wall scene, getting in his personal space when they were off screen, telling him how he should wear the uniform more often, and in general just pushing Matt’s buttons.

He went into the house and headed for his room once everything was cleared from the backyard, and when is legs hit the edge of his bed, Matt fell flat onto it with a loud sigh that transitioned into a groan.

“Who would have thought a simple uniform would cause someone so much distress?” Matt groaned again at the sound of his boyfriend’s voice and he barely registered the sound of his door closing, then footsteps getting closer. “Matty boy here has a little kink, doesn’t he?”

“Fuck off, Ryan.” Matt buried his face in the mattress, wishing it would swallow him up so he didn’t have to deal with the embarrassment, but a light slap to the back of his thigh made Matt gasp in shock.

“I want you to look at me, Matt. Come on, that’s an order.” Ryan’s voice was deep and rough behind him, and Matt felt his body respond to the order before his mind could even process what had happened. Next thing he knew, Matt was lying on his back, looking up at Ryan who was still fully dressed in the police gear and climbing onto the bed.

“And if I don’t follow orders?” Matt smiled and pushed his hands up at Ryan’s chest to keep him away.

“Then you’re going to be in a whole lot of trouble.”

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“Dude, it’s fucking 7 in the morning, this really couldn’t wait?” Matt ignored Ryans whining, pulling the bigger man into his room and shutting the door behind them.

“We have the whole day to ourselves, I’m not letting that go to waste.” They were both still dressed in shirts and boxers, having only just woken up, but that worked out for what Matt had in mind.

“The day has to start at 7? Can’t it start at 9? Or 10?” Ryan huffed in annoyance when Matt shut him up with a quick kiss.

“Not for what I want to do.” Matt pushed Ryan over onto the bed so that he was lying on his back and Matt moved himself so that he could sit on Ryans waist. Looking down at his boyfriend, Matt felt his heart tighten.

Ryans hair was still messy from sleep, but his pupils were now blown, obviously haven figured out what Matt meant. Sunlight was filtering in through the curtains, covering the room in a warm light.

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” Ryan was smiling up at him.

“That won’t be necessary. I plan to make you last for quite some time.” Matt was rubbing soothing circles into Ryans hips, until Ryan grabbed the back of his neck and dragged him down for a kiss.

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