white elephant

hey this is my bio. no one reads this. literally no one. why am i writing anything. bye

[royal-mortician]

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

[moodboards-with-character]

Leslie Knope - Parks and Recreation (2009)

“I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.”

[unimpressedcats]

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

[blazeberg]

I love ice cream machine drama on Chopped

[thecurefrombeingawallflower]

[tghosties]

when the beat drops

[doona-baes]

#THE SAGA CONTINUES

[mikeseriously]

[imaginedarthvader]

pro tip: just because you Anakin doesn’t mean you Anashould

[elektranatchics-blog]

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e07

[rubyrangerr-deactivated20251212]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN 

[siochan-leat]

Miss Piggy telling it like it is and keeping it REAL.

[deanwincherter]

[oldfilmsflicker]

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

[jumblejo]

[professor-sweetpea]

better

[chronic-cat-lady]

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

[kitsch-bitchh]

the raccoon one tho

[sweetmrvitriol]

Favorite commercial thing.

[jackwynandmoved-deactivated2017]

i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle

[officialunitedstates]

facts that cannot be disputed:

mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell

tortoises live for thousands of years

wood floats if you burn it first

an apple

birthday party

[conquest-of-space-deactivated20]

how the fuck is an apple a fact?

[officialunitedstates]

i just said these can’t be disputed why are you trying to dispute it

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

this is so funny wtf

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

JESUS

[homophobic]

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

[imrussiantothekitchen]

[sweet-almond-oil-deactivated201]

Seriously.

[butwhoselineisitreally]

this websitte is confusing the shit out of me rn