Gatherer Extraordinaire

Me pick berries, for tribe

[wisedreamdelusion]

finally i am in my right place

[the-entire-chinese-population]

We've seen baby youtubers, but what about prehistoric youtubers

[cavegirl-gobb]

wug

[byjove]

humans will see a cave and go in it

[ook-cavegirl]

[charl0ttan]

its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

[blackforestbride]

my body is a machine that makes headaches

[crag-the-caveman]

Who in mood for woolly rhinocerous barbecue tonight?

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg going as long as Crag not eat Blurg too

[cave-crearure]

Coming in hopes of Blurg being eaten

[cavethem-barg]

barg bring weird mud for tablet making

[gork-cavegirl]

gork going

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Buuk bring Berries, as Buuk do.

[crag-the-caveman]

Who in mood for woolly rhinocerous barbecue tonight?

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg going as long as Crag not eat Blurg too

[cave-crearure]

Coming in hopes of Blurg being eaten

[cavethem-barg]

barg bring weird mud for tablet making

[gork-cavegirl]

gork going

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg finally have cave that entirely covered in furs. Winter never been easier

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Blurg living high life. Buuk jealous.

[vimeddiart]

I want to make caveman parodies a regular thing

[blurg-from-bog]

Caveman see this and say "hell yeah"

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Hell yeah.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag, why haven't you mated with any cavewomen, is it that you want to remain unburdened by the xomplexities of cavewomen? Or are you into cavemen. Or just nothing, living the best life out there without any sexual shit

Crag into cavewoman, just. Cavewoman not seem to be into Crag 😔

[blurg-from-bog]

Crag terrible at wooing cavewoman, Crag need to try gifts of food. Bead, tooth and small antler necklaces also good gifts for anyone

[crag-the-caveman]

Give cavewoman food? You want Crag to starve???

[blurg-from-bog]

More evidence that Crag bad at hunting

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag AWESOME at hunting for Blurg's information

[cavegirl-gobb]

gobb see grag as more neighbor than anything else. not brother, gobb kill brothers.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag see Gobb as competitor in race for food and shelter

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Buuk not think it much of a competition.

[crag-the-caveman]

Everything a competition, Buuk.

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Not one Crag will win.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag, why haven't you mated with any cavewomen, is it that you want to remain unburdened by the xomplexities of cavewomen? Or are you into cavemen. Or just nothing, living the best life out there without any sexual shit

Crag into cavewoman, just. Cavewoman not seem to be into Crag 😔

[blurg-from-bog]

Crag terrible at wooing cavewoman, Crag need to try gifts of food. Bead, tooth and small antler necklaces also good gifts for anyone

[crag-the-caveman]

Give cavewoman food? You want Crag to starve???

[blurg-from-bog]

More evidence that Crag bad at hunting

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag AWESOME at hunting for Blurg's information

[cavegirl-gobb]

gobb see grag as more neighbor than anything else. not brother, gobb kill brothers.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag see Gobb as competitor in race for food and shelter

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Buuk not think it much of a competition.

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg took bunch of berries and sweet leaves and spices and boiled them into tincture. Blurg put thick syrup into jar and keep it around to put on meat right after Blurg hunts to eat fresh sweet raw meat.

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Mmmm buuk may need to try sweet meat sauce.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crazy that we only 3,650 gourds of shaman's brew away from 2027

[crag-the-caveman]

Crazy that we only 3,640 gourds of shaman's brew away from 2027

[crag-the-caveman]

Crazy that we only 3,630 gourds of shaman's brew away from 2027

[crag-the-caveman]

Crazy that we only 3,620 gourds of shaman's brew away from 2027

[crag-the-caveman]

Uuuuuggghhhh. Crag head hurtttt....

Anyways. 3,610 gourds. Of shaman brew. Until 2027

[crag-the-caveman]

3,600 gourds of brew to go. Crag skin itches

[crag-the-caveman]

3,590 gourds of brew on the wall

3,590 gourds of brew

Take ten down

Drink them all down

Shiver and shake as the spasms take over and you start to see evil spirits crawling out the walls

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Buuk think crags brew is bad.

[todaysbird]

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

[mjalti]

I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks

[todaysbird]

it’s 2025 now i hope youve accumulated many seeds, nuts, and berries

[ratbugs]

i may have eated them all

[todaysbird]

in 2026, may you begin to once again find seeds, nuts and berries

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[sparrowsarecool]

@crag-the-caveman

This you?

[crag-the-caveman]

Sadly no 😔 Crag not get that far with any cavelady yet

[gork-cavegirl]

crag get no girls. Crag smelly and gross. Gork get many girls. Girls love gorks bone tools and cave paint.

[crag-the-caveman]

Hold on. Crag taking notes

To get mate... need kill Gork... steal Gork's tools and paints

[gork-cavegirl]

ask?? Ask gork for help??? Can ask??

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Buuk suggest gork invest in large stone axe.

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag hungry

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag find fish

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag cook fish

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag make fire

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg though Crag not able to make fire?

[buuk-the-berrypicker]

Crag fake primitivist.