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River. 27. Nonbinary faggot / any pronouns. Wow do I love orcs. Tavros is my son.

[sexygaywizard]

I'm afraid Twitter is out-posting us at the moment

[sniffanimal]

god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

[madfishmonger]

I could have made a killing as a psychic, but noooo I have to feel bad about lying to people ugh

[contact-guy]

I think abt this all the time because the thing is, evil rich people truly believe that they’re geniuses who have discovered a way to make money that the rest of us dummies haven’t…but the truth is that they are just willing to do evil shit that everyone else would prefer to not to because we have standards

[buydeathonline]

suicidal shrimp be like i'm gonna krill myshrelf

[bish0ps]

I know the thesaurus abhors seeing me draw nigh

[juney-blues]

highly influential piece of Web media that relied heavily on Adobe flash, stars a character who's skin is pure #ffffff white, who walks around without any arms. title starts with "homest"

[occidentalavian]

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

[estrodjinn21]

Dick from a girl who was "the quiet boy" growing up

[transcockiness]

dick from a guy who was the "weird girl" growing up

[devout-cleric]

pussy from a girl who was "the quiet boy" growing up

[girlnephew]

has anyone else ever nailed it so completely and succinctly

[catgirl-bartender]

I love this so much. Does anyone have a source?

[mutationgirl]

Yes!!! Infect your friends and loved ones by Torrey Peters!

You can read it at the link for free ^w^

[bargas]

[dama624]

you’re making him blush!!!

[a9td]

🤩🤩

[sexymonsterotd]

sexy monster of the day: robbie from cryptid crush

[amygdalae]

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

[danndesigns]

[violet-hady]

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

[juunipupu]

Mayhaps handsomest orc known to man Hilton belongs to Vasarru

[speedlimit15]

im growing! im changing!

[kficc]

[buydeathonline]

She's literally meee

[tlirsgender]

I feel like people don't understand what fetishization really means & it has a lot of well intentioned lefty types like afraid of being attracted to people

[tlirsgender]

Like you're allowed to be attracted to marginalized people lol ... you're allowed actively think certain traits they have are beautiful. You can even think they're hot. This isn't inherently objectifying. As long as you're treating them like people it's fine. You don't have to like, pretend you don't know what somebody looks like lest your attraction be Problematic

[tlirsgender]

Remember: sexual attraction in itself is morally neutral. And my crazy take is that if you're respectful about it it's actually cool and good to find beauty in different kinds of people & being horny about it doesn't negate that. Peace and love on planet earth