I'm not sure what I'm doing

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life

[elodieunderglass]

Scamp

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tee hee hee hee hee

[melonisopod]

Gnome behavior.

[curioscurio]

i'll do it for sam

[frostmantle]

the more things change

[curioscurio]

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[punchesco]

"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

[fluentisonus]

genuinely inconsolable I can't have one of these pompeii bread plushies fr.

[rukafais]

Blorbo from my mosaics.....

[modmad]

[dizziesol]

i love to 👍 i'm a thumbs-upper in real life and online

peak of simplistic silent communication to me

[dizziesol]

they are in the notes calling me this man

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Ever seen a poodle moth?

[bovineblogger]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

[bat-connoisseur]

The magnificent african forest buffalo:

[bovineblogger]

iim. actually going to cry. im so honored thank uou

[teathattast]

tarot card reading except i just make "ooo" "ah" and "wow" sounds the whole time instead of telling you what the cards mean

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[somethingsomethingwizard]

willy wonka creation

[whx-m]

[crplpunkklavier]

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chag sameach this still makes me laugh

[crplpunkklavier]

tis the season! happle hanukkah

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

[harry-crane]

INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

[drinkypie]

there isnt even a single video essay about how pretty i am, so of course i dont watch video essays. are u kidding me right now

[gingeremo]

[grauline]

finding it necessary to remind everyone that it's seasonal. i promise you it's seasonal. everyone i know is out of their minds right now in some way or another. it's seasonal.