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[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

[no-mere-mortals]

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

[tanenwa]

Count Quackula

[vodka-zamolodchikova]

[thaibrator]

2017 resolutions

[unclefather]

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

[unclefather]

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[kevingetem]

losing me is a major L for you

[jesseruthersford]

@devonleecarlson: ✨😁✨😁✨😁✨😁✨ @thecobrasnake

[kingrudegyalchina]

Hanging with some reindeers I never seen before .

[african-addiction]

He used to slide down my Chimney

[kingrudegyalchina]

Late night to deliver my gifts …

I know when the 25th hit ….

[jadakisspinkett]

Hotline jingle jing

[kingrudegyalchina]

Ever since I left the spirit of Christmas you , you , you You Got a reputation for yourself now Everybody knows and I feel left out Santa y you got me down & stressed out

Know that bag isn’t big enough for all our gifts

You make me feel like I didn’t make the good list …

Walking around acting like you don’t miss this

Baby boy you know its almost Christmas

I see you got glasses of eggnog on the dance floor

Pages being filled in your passport

Hanging with some elves I never seen before- 🎼

[afrodeezsack-blog]

I know when those sleigh bells ring

[kingrudegyalchina]

That can only mean one thing .

[talesofadarkskingirl]

I know when those sleigh bells ring

[kingrudegyalchina]

That can only mean ooooonnneeee thinggg

You used to climb down my chimney …

Just to deliver my gifts

[daddybearthings]

Remix…. Santa delivering gifts back to back

[kingrudegyalchina]

Got these gifts going back to back … Got these gifts going back to back .

Every year it’s the same damn old thing . Long lists of gifts and same old jingle bells jing .

Little kids pissing in fake mall Santa laps .

But I’m here to let you know that I tip my hat .

Go around the world in 24 hrs .

Got hoes around the world ever 24 .

Climb don’t your chimney for more than milk and cookie .

Tryna get your moms to give me that nookie .

Rookies , looking , can’t jock my style I got too many elves and toys for fun and red and white labo gun .

For years they kept looking at me funny .

Cause I’m really black and I be asking them to give me my money ..

Got these gifts hitting house to house back to back -

[kingrudegyalchina]

I’m just going to get the fuck off of tumblr now lol

[choclit98]

It got bettet

[baronessvondengler]

@lazyexceptwhencooking

[lazyexceptwhencooking]

[drifting-ona-memory]

Santa rockin the Emma Swan red leather jacket look

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh lol he about to drop the most killa Christmas mixtape .

[blackgirlwithlocs]

Yea, I know I just wrote this letter right but
I need my gift for the advance 
Santa know imma be around 
Santa, I need it Cuz I got a really long list
And I need some really big gifts 
Santa I need some really nice things
Better be comin’ with no coal
Better be comin’ with no coal (2x) Man what a time to be alive 
Christmas is here, so be kind
Are we talkin’ gifts? Are we talkin’ gifts?
Oh you switching sides, being on the naughty list?
Look at the smile on me, look at my eyes shinnin?
I do not have reindeer, but Santa ride a mile for me 
Say I gon’ cook cookies, I’ll buy all 3
This game is different, you only get one show when nights gon get on this list
Man fuck em all, man I want it 
Don’t get too involved, Santa gone gifts us all

[kingrudegyalchina]

Jump elves Jump elves Jump Elves dem boys up to something .

12 am the packing but it ain’t no luggage .

Jump elves jump elves Jump elves them boys up to something .

Hmm hmm ummm HMMMM I think I need some robo and some eggnog cause my chest is hurting .

Make sure that you sleep when I jump down that chimney .

You can’t be up at 1 talking about some “give me ”

Jump girl jump girl jump girl Damn look at Mrs. Claus !!

Hold me down even with all my flaws .

I did another one y'all niggas keep on Slleeeepp !

Got a trillion gifts and they ain’t for ME–

AYEE JUMP CLAUS JUMP CLAUS JUMP CLAUS YEAH THIS AINT FO NUTTIN-

Just got a special pair of Jordan’s and I ain’t fronting .

Jump claus jump claus jump claus gotta deliver all these GIFTS!-

Got them baby’s ready cause they know this year is gonna be LIT-

Betta have my & cookies out cause this year Claus aint taking no shit!

matter fact im on a diet but my pockets aint-

 make sure you put some vegetables out don’t want to Faint-

Black Jesus knows that I Gotta have STRENGTH-

AINT ON NO CODIENE OR NO ADEROL - THIS CHRISTMAS SPIRT REALLY GOT ME ON A ROLL - SQQQUUUAADDD

#chimneypapi #Northgodiswatching

#TorontoSanta

#nothingwasthesameONTHISCHRISTMASTHISYEAR

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[mindlesscontributions]

Y'all have embarrassed me. Fuck Yorkdale for creating Fashion Santa (I love him tho)

[kingrudegyalchina]

Fuck being on some chill shit .

It go 0 to -100 here real quick .

They be on that wrapping gifts pay the bill shit .

And I don’t feel that shit

Not even a little bit

OOOH LAWD KNOW YAH SELF KNOW YA WORTH !

Be good for you get the pounds of Cole bih ..

My actions speak louder than my words .

How it’s snow out but you still down to earth ?

You wanna do this we can do this on your turf .

Oh lawd !! I’m the rookie and the vet shout out to Mrs. Claus for holding down the set .

All up in my phone looking at face book on Christmas night .. Y'all gonna be upset if you keep taking Ls to the Left .

They gonna see some shit they don’t want to see . They ain’t ready for these gifts cause they been naughty .. If I ain’t the greatest than I’m headed for it !

That mean I’m flying way up ..

The North ain’t friendly but that’s where I lay up !

[lvndrlattes-et-seafoam]

This just keeps getting better

[kingrudegyalchina]

Eyy

I jump in the slay …

I jump in the slay . I know how to fly it ..

My bitch is good looking . (2xs)

I did that Christmas dash …

I did that Christmas dash ….

[im done lol ]

[samadsavage]

10 gifts 20 gifts Hunnid gifts Loving this Christmas spirit they ain’t fuckin with Ho-Ho-Ho I ain’t tripping I'ma Letting Snow/ Just like frozen I'ma Let it go/

Rudolph flyin high with his Nooooose red If you naughty you ain’t gettin nooo shit December, yeah, you all know what time it is Round the world droppin all the gifts-gifts-gifts

[kingrudegyalchina]

I just landed in Europe nigga ..

Christmas bags I’m no tourist nigga ..

Put them peppermints and milk  out nigga .

Turn the alarm off ain’t no time for triggers .

Laid out on the beach …

Got a call from your daughters so I told em-

Send me letters you know I got it .

Send me letters you know I got it .

Sexy chimneys you know I’m bout it .

Come Send me letters you know I got it .

Send me letters you know I got it .

Sexy chimneys you know I’m bout it .

[theehoneybae]

this is lit

[kingrudegyalchina]

Don’t you open up that window …

Don’t you let out those reindeers though .

Popping cookies is all we know ..

Clouds and skies is all we know ..

Don’t go through the front though ..

It’s low key at the North Pole ..

So don’t you open up that window …

Don’t you let out those reindeers though .

Peppermint a is all we know ….

Party on a Sunday …

Do it all again on Monday …

Made some trains on the weekend…

Turn around and do it all again …

( ITS LIT FUCKING RIGHT HO-)

Had to catch a flight for that night though ..

I ain’t got no type though

25th my only night though !

[caramel-sucre]

😂😂😂😂

[phillysuga]

I love all of y'all👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[luloomo-deactivated20201118]

😂😭🔥

[thoughtsof-r]

@rudegyalchina is my hero 😂😂😂

[audio-sexual]

This needs to be an Xmas album.

[kingrudegyalchina]

Could y'all imagine jamming shit like this to your car on the way to work ? Lol

#trapCarols

[ofmyfloradreams]

The last one

[kingrudegyalchina]

Where ya ass was at when I was trapping in the slay ? Where ya ass was at when I had to make a dradel out of clay ? Where ya ass was at when them rich kids wouldn’t feed me?

[wowmelanin]

IT’S LIT🔥✨

[dystopiagirl]

This is bomb!! 👌🏾😂

[dontfuckwiththecrazy]

lmfao, yass! please make #trapcarols a thing. Even though the white man is going to take it ruin it for the rest of the holiday season, I want more carols!!

[cozyboymayes]

When these dropping? 🔥

[av3n]

[highclasslowlyfe]

you better have this shit on your blog before 2016.

[badxsslotus]

DMX MANNN 😂😭😂

[pinkliliesandpearls]

Happy holidays

[judo-ichidai-deactivated2018121]

Lol

[martial-endeavors-deactivated20]

@throwtime you need to be aware of this.

[throwtime]

Ahhhhhh!!!!!

[trevorvergesreblog]

[dashbeardconfessional]

HOW DOES THIS WORK SO WELL

[sistermaryfake]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[e4emperess-deactivated20190617]

[tupacs-bandana-deactivated20160]

michael😍🔥👌🏾

[whutetdew-deactivated20220131]

A step or 2

[freshest-tittymilk]

WHO BROUGHT THAT BEAT IN THO

[elan-a]

Why he get up immediately

[lionsdenxx]

^^^ LMAOO he was steadily walking up the steps saying “no no” love him

[needlifeinmyfun-deactivated2019]

I’m literally crying this is so funny

[sul6an1a1t]

[netflixz]

driving past your old elementary school like

[pr1nceshawn]

Famous Disney Characters As Ethnically Correct Humans by Pugletto.

[laysiaprincess]

I love this

[summerashes]

Omg

[joshpeck]

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

[unsouring-deactivated20160511]

person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking

me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety

[artseamoni]

My sweet commander, may we meet again. 🌌 (s6)