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do you remember that feeling when you, a child, ate sand for the last time? that’s me (they/them)

[by-talos]

the inherent homoeroticism of betrayal

@wolfythewitch // Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-2008) // Judas, K. Wright // Scream (1996) // Julius Caesar, William Shakespeare // Death Note (2003-2006) // Mean Girls (2004) // @imp

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[ratbastarddotfuck]

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the mortifying ordeal of signing up for queer yoga and showing up to realize I've inadvertently joined a pack of a dozen other white undercut queers doing yoga to r&b in a studio plastered in stickers of That One Audre Lorde Quote White Feminists Love

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

everyone was offered an essential oil blend called Calm Yo Ass Down :/

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[kuttithevangu]

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

[godkissedme]

eagle huntress zamonbol / hannah reyes morales

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Voting ended onJun 9

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Voting ended onJun 9

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Voting ended onJun 9

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad