but it´s easier to see it as a game

as if the flames around you wouldnt burn your skin

[hopefulargent-blog]

Ghost face: Hello, Kieran. Who told you you could wear my mask? 

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to

[partywithponies]

The worst idea I’ve ever heard, I love it.

[saltrat88]

[hecallsmebelovedx-deactivated20]

this is …. wow

[sexwitsockson]

LMFAO

[sensitiveassthugwhoneedsahug]

Turn this into a short film

[fullmetalfisting]

Oh man if I were a baby boomer I’d make a political cartoon of a kid pickin up a peach and going “Look, Ma! Someone 3D printed the butt emoji!” and all my fellow 60-year-old friends would lose their mind and high five me all over the place. I’d be like royalty.

[whenocdd]

When OCD

“Nothing will happen if you just…”

[slowheart]

Literally sometimes as a woman you just have to put your hair up and move heavy furniture around in an unconventional manner

[lordearthistory]

The Storming of the Bastille by Jean-Pierre Houël // “Glory and Gore” by Lorde

[artxmis-child]

Harry: What are you doing?

Draco, standing on a chair: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Harry:

Harry: Where’s the spider?

Draco: It’s under the table. Please get it for me, please-

[bpdrastic]

ocd is like a computer virus that constantly sends u dodgy pop-ups but for ur brain

[pyonkotchi-moved]

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

[carbon2-deactivated20181212]

Backing this 1000%

[byfeatherstone]

teens in a ya novels: we drove down the highway in my mom's stolen bmw going 120 mph and singing along to obscure japnese songs after pulling off the perfect robbery at fort knox

teens in real life: we had math homework???

[jupitermami]

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

[somesleeze-deactivated20151013]

It’s called creating jobs

[fwizard]

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

[fortooate]

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)

[quixoticrobotic]

im listening

[stevenjackie]

[daveycameronisapie]

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

[jacobaco]

I hate this post with everything that I am because I know it’s true

[ontdekking]

kitten-grantaire

[cypresstreeman]

[honeyangel]