thangz by larn

hi hello welcome to my boudoir how did you find me WHO DID YOU TELL https://linktr.ee/bylarn

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

[catadromously]

the dubious philosophy of salmon

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[segamascott]

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[belloochie]

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

[val-mora]

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

[kaylmao]

[dogpuppy]

[quietwingsinthesky]

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[catgirlforeskin]

People love to go “ in the Soviet Union they picked your job for you 😭” yeah cunt that’s what we’re doin now too except they make you bark like a dog for three weeks straight first getting denied everywhere you wanna work until you end up somewhere you dont like anyway. Let’s just cut out that middle man why don’t we

[catgirlforeskin]

Forgot what website I’m on

[catgirlforeskin]

I look away for two years and something terrible happens in these notes

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point