thangz by larn

hi hello welcome to my boudoir how did you find me WHO DID YOU TELL https://linktr.ee/bylarn

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[vivitur-moritur]

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[skidfarts]

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

[constellaj]

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[moldy-flowers]

Everyone knows Naruto is a fake underdog story bc Naruto was quite literally born with everything he just wasn't taught properly till he was 12

In order to fix this I think the objectively funniest ending to this show would be to have Sakura be just vaguely stronger than Naruto or Sasuke. Like what a fucking great ending that would be. Sakura haters would have gone ballistic and then we would have achieved world peace

[radawaycunt]

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[appleyass123]

In front of his future wife too 😭

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[r3ked]

[mossbawn]

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

[mossbawn]

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

[ringo-starr-daily]

All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[seven-winged-liar]

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

[theelusiveemily-deactivated2024]

are you hoes on lol mode yet ?