[greelin]

you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

[bob-belcher]

christmas is in 3 days what the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck??????????????

[wolffess]

has this been done yet

[sassyintern]

[sassyintern]

[ariestaurus21]

I. AM DYING.

Dead. TOTALLY. DEAD

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[mediokurrr-deactivated20200405]

[padawanlost]

[padawanlost]

#this really is funny with no context #like ‘anakin is the father of your child? tragic :/’  (tags by @finnskywallker)

[mwagneto]

HAPPY LAST FRIDAY THE 13TH OF THE DECADE EVERYONE

[galacticjerk]

why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

[sakura-haruka]

#protect him at all cost

[bandicoot]

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

[ghoulgoon]

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

[ghoulgoon]

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

my worst fear is an ocean update 2 where they add whales

i'm just. swimming in the ocean and this massive fuckarse whale the size of my base domes and yeets me into oblivion

[mooglesguard]

i've been thinking about this post for the past 30 minutes and only now realized it's from a minecraft blog and not just some guy who doesn't think whales exist

[dark-waves]

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial

pretty clear to me who comes out on top…

[boroslegionaries]

The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.

[dirtbaby2016]

wrong.

[boroslegionaries]

explain?

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commerical

[catsbeaversandducks]

Amazing Snow Chonkers

Photos by Sämpy

[ubercharge]

i showed my friend the sun bears from that post and he was like “what about moon bears” and there IS in fact a type of bear nicknamed the moon bear and fuckingh nothing could’ve prepared me for the images

large. wide. sit.

[longest-dogs-deactivated2023032]

Opposite energy