C_Horses

not a bot I'm just shy | 18+ | the adhd is always getting me | friends told me to get on here in the year of our lord 2024

[feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[shittysawtraps]

trap for a sexist father of young girls where the whole thing is set up like a princess tea party with billy and the victim needs to ingest a whole pot of poisoned tea without getting sick or breaking character or the room is flooded with sparkly pink neurotoxin

[taxitaxus]

I feel like there are several people I could give my tumblr login to and nobody would be able to tell a difference, namely the heathcliff comic illustrator, joseph joestar, and just about any gas station bic lighter

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[shark-tranny]

mario party

[goth-queen]

[athko]

melatonin makes me so sleepies #sleepies

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[spiribia]

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

[transfem-juice]

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampire with the ability to put humans in thrall but they use it solely to make viral asmr videos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you are feeling sleepy. you are feeling sooooooo relaxed. you are going to like and subscribe for more content

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#need someone to enthrall me so i can do basic household chores

vampire life coach who hypnotizes you into pursuing your dreams

[biodegrade]

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[bookends2007]

being a zero escape fan is so fucking embarrassing you have to be like ok so yes protagonist 1 is a bisexual majoring in bitcoin and protagonist 2 is indeed named sigma that’s not a joke But i promise it will change your life

[hangonsnoopy19]

Iron Lung + The Onion (part three)

[yamada-ryo]

I didn't think that it could get any worse after google decided to show jermasus as the main image result for searching "jerma" but clearly I've been proven wrong because the new image is truly much much worse

[joeyclaire]

BREAKING: Toby Fox (Creator of Undertale, Deltarune) has been EATEN by an American White Pelican.

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

what the fuck