Hello

Ace, she/her, no idea what I'm doing in life

[iwilleatyourenglish]

the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i did it for a bit before he noticed. Paul, the single real estate novelist, and John, who got me a drink for free, went by undetected, but there really is no easy way to sneak in Davey, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he got really exasperated and went "hang on, NO. i KNOW Davey."

[marisgate3]

Ilystarion & Galellander 🏒

[butchdiaz]

817 up :D

9-1-1 s8

[butchdiaz]

817 up :D

9-1-1 s8

[inbabylontheywept]

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww

[filibusterfrog]

monty likes to sit in front of an open window and tell the bin men he loves them (they cant see him)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bakerstmel]

I’d really forgotten how much I love this site

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We actually have no evidence on whether or not diplodocus causes gonorrhea.

[the-deviations]

For various reasons the scientific community is not inclined to expose live diplodocus to enough test subjects to determine whether or not it causes gonorrhoea.

[the-a-j-universe]

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[rhynee]

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

[ralfmaximus]

"While I was trying to photograph the Northern Lights in the wee hours of the morning, my cat decided to photobomb the picture. Since I had the camera’s shutter speed maxed out, it ended up leaving a sort of ghostly image of my cat in the photo."

Photographer: Kristie Kohn

[naamahdarling]

Oh WOW what a lovely portrait!

[fortunefavorsthebrave-dude]

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

[puppybearuniverse]

[catasters]

[transparentcatpngs]

[corgabe]

[hattyot]

[dildovagins2137]

they are performing an experiment

[thedepressionoftrees]

Valuable science is being done

[drtanner]

Unmute, ffs

[morebird]

Gale of Waterdeep

[swordscomic]

Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other.

[padeko]

This is nice.

I very much like the concept of scary fantasy monsters doing wholesome things and just hanging out.

[geopsych]

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

[geopsych]

In case anyone could use this right now.